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A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000.

It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird.

The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style.

But what was up with this mural of outer space?

And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?

Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?

Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship.

The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door.

What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor.

The bathroom is a tropical rain forest.

This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.

Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.

And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine.

The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934

blondejaneblonde

Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.

finnglas

that’s an Animal Crossing house

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I want this house.

jcjoeyfreak

Everybody Wants Some!! Blu-ray Special Feature // History 101: Stylin’ the ‘80s

“Tyler Hoechlin in his Teen Wolfin’ outfit.”

porterr-robinson

nightmare-grass

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

wasdplz

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

ink--poison

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

femonologue

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island-delver-go

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

hayatism

some of you freaks in the notes are acting like “silence, brand” is a fucking slur

final-boy

Got this vid on my FYP and couldnt not share it here

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notsocryptic

This is a joke I guess? But also exactly what it’s like to have crippling anxiety cool thanks

averynaughtywerewolf

This is a joke I guess

combeferret

right so don’t mind me but

this is Limmy (the kilogram of feather guy) and he is a Scottish comedian who is VERY open about his past and current mental health issues, and below is a small snippet of his mental health tweets from over the years

we don’t see many men that are as open as him and we certainly don’t see many male COMEDIANS as open as him

so aye, his tv shows that have the accurate bits on mental health are very much based on his own experiences and v worth watching if you want a laugh from someone who Gets It

female-twink-deactivated2021032

do people who aren’t from scotland not realize that Limmy’s comedy very specifically taps into that experience of mental health and alienation, especially in Scottish culture? it’s practically dripping from every episode.

fakegamerjamiee

i relate to this a lot.

utopians

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

freshritzcrackers-deactivated20

have a redraw of the alley scene

babyanimalgifs

This makes me so happy

(via)

freefalasteen

He beak too big for he face

alwaysbewoke

to my beautiful dark skin queens if you have someone like this in your life they are NOT your friend. excommunicate them immediately and go on and shine like the day is bright.

(source tweet)

officialdamonalbarn

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

officialdamonalbarn

THANK YOU

hickeywiththegoodhair

somebody please explain

dykemisspiggy

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

iwilltrytobereasonable

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

caecilius-est-pater

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

crtter

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

midnightvoyager

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

queen-sammie

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

anais-ninja-bitch

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

nudityandnerdery

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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there's no fucking way this man is real.

serpenstoned

a god among men

luckyladylily

So he is actually just Bruce wayne then

joseinextdoor

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.