frenums:
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
almost home

oozey mess

ellievsbear
NASA
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wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH
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blake kathryn
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

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we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@erikat96
frenums:
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
What the fuckkk this is sick
I want to do this before I die holy shit.
where is this?!! omfg
Switzerland
We have one of these in Kentucky! It’s not as long, but it’s still cool af
I’ve done this before ^^ it’s awesome!!
I am not adventurous AT ALL but this looks insanely fun.
WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
I CAN"T STOP LISTENING
~*~casts the spell to bring this back 2 ur dash*~*
bringing this back from the grave
Best thing about this song is that it fits the theming of WTNV so well; it’s a very weird sound that take your ears time to adjust to, but once you hear the lyrics you realize that it’s some super mundane shit presented in the weirdest manner possible
Which is just how I like it.
@ankellysaurus
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
This messed me up.
US Politics
The US tbh
AWWWWW
friendly reminder:
CORNER. NOW.
I can show you the world of Disney … On this emotional roller coaster of a photo set
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
I feel like we don’t talk about Bucky Barnes’ name enough. I mean, who the heck names their kid after President James Buchanan? Who even cares about President Buchanan? Literally all I know about President Buchanan is that he was 1) unable to prevent the Civil War from happening and 2) almost definitely gay.
…wait.
What Spiderman says: Hey everyone
What Spiderman is actually thinking: Oh my god oh my god what have I gotten into? Looks like some serious history going on here and I have no idea what. I just stole Captain America's shield and I just wanted to be science bros with Tony and I have a paper due tomorrow and why can't we all just get along? Maybe a witty quip will help?
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
finding someone aesthetically pleasing
being sexually attracted to someone
being romantically attracted to someone
#and its ok if you can’t figure out what the fuck you’re actually feeling
“Men don’t age better than women, they’re just allowed to age.”
Carrie Fisher (via phd-student-ttu)
reblog to save a life so i don’t mow a fricker over
reblog bc they used to teach us the opposite in school and manner guides
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Those puns are fowl.
I’m rolling on the floor.
i’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
Trees are superior and I completely accept this.
I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.
We Bought a Zoo (2011), Dir. Cameron Crowe (via wnq-movies)
Ant-Man joining the Avengers like
This is Black Panther, too, man.
Nah this Black Panther joining the Avengers
LITERALLY THE BEST EXCHANGE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE