Better than Nothing....

A blog of another nerd Call me Frey. She/They. Ace as hell

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[anthurak]

And just in case there was ANY lingering doubt as to what’s going on here…

Also it is literally called ’Darklord Pleasure’ XD

[anthurak]

In other news:

Maiden’s fall to the dark side has in fact done nothing to stop her raging kleptomania XD

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[ilywtf]

for some reason this is making me laugh like a fool. first off the fact that neopoints are diegetic is taking me off. like i know the np are stored in an actual physical bank in neopia central and that there are actual pets working there and all but. 250 fucking np? two hundred and fifty? ozzy you cant even buy a bottle of water or the much more economic two units of em. like that's loose change bud. A FUCKING PAINTING???????????????????????????

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[kawuli]

the reddit thread has more information, including:

- the climate the time sauropods were alive would have been amenable to tornado formation

- "My brother in Christ, tornadoes can chuck a freight train at Mach fuck, why makes you think a Sauropod is safe?"

[the-big-mood]

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[bluebirdlester]

@birds-in-posts

[birds-in-posts]

Black swan (Cygnus atratus)

[weirdstrangeandawful]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Oh it’s lovely to see this again thank you!

[sapphosewrites]

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

[sapphosewrites]

Yes, guy with a toolbelt who says he's the plumber here to fix our known leak, please have unrestricted access to our basement directly below the box office.

If this were Leverage he would be drilling through the floor right now

[kajaono]

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

[sapphosewrites]

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

[sapphosewrites]

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

[anonymous-sea-lion]

Believe it or not, this is the shit you cover in a cyber security course. The best antivirus in the world won't help you if you let a hacker into your server room with a USB stick just because he was wearing a hard hat and holding a clipboard.

[jewishpangolin]

There is sometimes a relevant SMBC

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[tribble-ations]

Saw this weird dog at the beach today