basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
audio: [ˈbæ.skɪʔbal ˈd̠͡ɹæ.kʲʰʊlə ɪzn̩ʔ ɹiˑlˑ dud̯, hi ˈkʰænʔ (quiet) hʊ̥̌ hʊ̥̂ hɪ̥̌ˑ hʊ̥̂ˑ hɪ̥̌ hʊ̥̂ː (end quiet) hːô θæŋ‿ˈɡɑdʰ]






















