sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshut the fuck up

for only 50¢ a day, you can buy my care, for an additional $49.50 I will shut the fuck up. If tamlbles takes the tumbles, im nyxtheespurr#1800 on piscorp

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[marlynnofmany]

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

[mousenoises]

Some kids passed away today in my region from falling in icy water, so thought it was important to boost.

[n3krom0-deactivated20210626]

電磁祭囃子 in NEO TOKYO 2020

[thecartonizer]

The band is ELECTRONICOS FANTASTICOS if yall wondering about them

[thegaymertrainer]

Speechless

[teaboot]

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

[lacefuneral]

i’m glad we all agree

[whatsthepointofthisbloganyway]

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[ghrugirlclub]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[mrssmunson]

LOOKING FOR AN EDDIE MUNSON RPER.

Hi again! So the hunt continues forward. I am looking for someone who would be willing to RP Eddie for my Self Insert OC for serotonin purposes since this month has been shit so I am literally begging lol.

I do not interact with Minors and will not so please move along if you are one.

I am also not looking I to doubling up at this time. I'm so sorry. It's just the story I've been wanting to do. However I am down to RP other characters.

It also doesn't have to be NSFW, I just went the serotonin. Please.

I prefer to RP on discord but I am willing to do it anywhere else.

I am willing to communicate everything before starting so please feel free to ask anything! Thank you!

[stylincheetah]

Commission for @espurrnyx  🌹 thank you!

[stylincheetah]

Karl Heisenberg and OC Yavna for @espurrnyx 🐐 thank you!

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[cipheramnesia]

enrichment speedrun

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[fantasticfables]

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

[fantasticfables]

this one

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

[prussianmaple]

[charlesoberonn]

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[hollowboobtheory]

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

[dahliadear]

So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

[bunjywunjy]

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

[kamen-rider-zed]

Frollo: Ima kill this baby

Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill

[pottamux]

Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire

Choir: Dude… chill

[what-even-is-thiss]

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

[we-are-rogue]

Nope, sorry, that’s not what it means. (Google Translate works only as well as you train it, and there aren’t enough people to train it in small languages.)

In modern Greek, Κύριε ελέησον is an interjection expressing surprise (sort of like “Good Lord!”), or more often bemused surprise (“Good grief…”) - the exact meaning depends on how you intone it. And sometimes, it expresses surprise and indignation, like a more polite “What the fuck!”. So.

Clopin: A figure whose clutches were iron as much as the bells of Notre Dame!

Choir: Holy shit!

Clopin: Judge Claude Frollo longed to purge the world of vice and sin.

Choir: Oh for fuck’s sake.

Clopin: And he saw corruption everywhere except within.

Choir: The fuck?

Frollo: Be mine or you will burn.

Choir: What the fuck dude!

Frollo: God have mercy on her.

Choir: Oh for the love of fuck…

Frollo: God have mercy on me.

Choir: For fuck’s sake mate.

Frollo: But she will be mine or she will burn!

Choir: Dude what the actual fuck!

[hajnarus]

There are so many opportunities when your kid doesn’t see stands

[captainmarvall]

IM WHEEZING!

[shmaboel]

[memesandlaughs]

[bethanyactually]

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

[randomslasher]

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

[amanda-fior]

I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

all baby forms of pseudolegendaries and overpowered pokemon in general are peak character design

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

specifically this rotund specimen. round motherfucker supreme. operative fat fuck thank you for your service

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets