bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells

Estie | 17 | she/her | Australia | General sideblog for @eloquentsisyphianturmoil

[estie-s]

follow at your peril

[estie-s]

nothing grander or more perfect than the idea of a steady job i love that pays well, and perhaps also someone to love

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thestuffedalligator]

Dragons are fireless until they undergo the Hroom, the traditional draconic ceremony where a fledgling dragon will go out into the world and make a bargain with a spirit of elemental fire to live in their soul in a state of mutual symbiosis. The spirit receives shelter and nourishment, while the dragon receives a source of elemental fire, which it can only now use to defend itself.

In many draconic cultures, the Hroom marks a dragon’s coming of age, a time to recognize that a dragon is now of a proper age to hold a weapon and defend itself. Some dragons believe that it is only by bonding with an elemental spirit that a dragon has a soul, and that a dragon is only a whole dragon when it has both the mortal shell and the inner spark.

There has been a backlash to this in recent centuries, of course. Fledglings these days are going out and making bargains with all kinds of things. This is usually spirits of elemental lightning and ice, but more than one dragon has come back to their clutch with a fairly bewildered witch.

[thestuffedalligator]

#Does the witch live inside the dragon's soul after...?

Metaphorically, yes. One dragon had married the witch she brought back to her clutch, and she said that meant their two souls had become one, which was basically the same thing.

The other dragons in her brood said it didn’t work that way, but she was able to breathe pure magic afterwards, so it at least worked that way for her.

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[s0lanums]

i think the first time grace loses a tooth from scurvy, once they get past the initial panic (“no, i won’t die from losing one tooth” and “yeah, it hurts, but it’s not that bad” and “i can still eat just fine, i promise”), rocky tentatively asks if he can hear it more closely.

“yeah, sure.” grace holds up the tooth to the xenonite barrier.

“no, closer,” rocky says, claws clicking nervously. “want to hold.”

grace considers that. if rocky were to, say, lose a chunk of carapace, he’d ask to have it without a second thought. he’d probably make an excuse about wanting to point a spectrometer at it or test its properties, and he’d obviously do those things, but he’d mainly just want to touch it. to hold a piece of rocky without fear of either of them being harmed.

he drops the tooth into the exchange drawer and rocky lunges to retrieve it. grace has a thousand self-hating, existential thoughts about losing it — his health is declining so quickly, his smile is changed forever, he can guess which tooth he’ll lose next — but they all quiet as he watches rocky pick it up with trembling claws. rocky cradles the tooth in the palm of his hand like a delicate treasure, warbling a wordless tune of delight, and grace thinks that, if he makes it through this, everything might just be okay.

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

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[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

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[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[phoebonica]

This one has to have been done, right?

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

[demynom]

Star of Hadestown proshot: Patrick Page's boot

[estie-s]

Rothko's 'White Centre (Yellow, Pink, and Lavender on Rose)'. Precursor of the lesbian flag

[raphalorem]

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

[birdbyrne]

js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[mimic-firstaid]

@habken made art on some old man Grace and I made a dumb little comment saying that Eridian scientists would need to find a way to replicate that old person candy. Then I was graced with this comment by @uhmimpostingart :

And it has been bouncing around in my head… now we all get to suffer ‘cause I share my brain rot doodles

✨ACCEPTING AGE WITH GRACE ✨

[zer0brainc3lls]

Grace not specifying when he says he only has a life span of 70-90 years that ALL humans have that amount of time so Rocky thinks he has some kind of illness that Grace won’t talk about so now he’s on a mission to find out what’s wrong with Grace and cure it

[victorian-robot]

Low key think he’d succeed. We already know some of the mechanisms that cause us to age. Like he’d go in and be like “oh no, Grace’s DNA is degrading! Rocky fix!”, bring it to an Eridian thrum with all their insane science, and just halt like 90% of his aging thinking it’s a unique Grace genetic disorder.