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Estie | 17 | she/her | Australia | General sideblog for @eloquentsisyphianturmoil

[estie-s]

follow at your peril

[estie-s]

yeah peer pressure basically doesn't work on me except for when I'm expected to be a functioning member of society and then I'm perfect. no problem. screaming

[estie-s]

well shakespeare sucks coz ain't no way bitches been like 'prithee avaunt thou craven for thy countenance defilest mine eye' ! it sounds silly. obvs 'damnnn shit piss off dude yo chopped as fuck' is way more genuine.

[estie-s]

'the mystery capital is funafuti!' go funafuck yourself

[estie-s]

imagine if instead of a penis there was just a third hand. handpenis. penishand. imagine .. holding each others penishands. thats a really weird thing to imagine

[estie-s]

if i was going to have a kid I'd 1. find all the countries where you're an automatic citizen if you're born there 2. count how great citizenship would be divided by how hard it is to attain 3. book a long vacation to the country with the highest value 4. incidentally give birth there, securing a position of relative political power for my newborn,

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[dykearchived]

Chloe Atkins’ portraits of lesbians at San Francisco’s Club Q featured in her published collection Girls Night Out (1998)

[homunculus-argument]

I rarely appreciate how smart it was to put all of my stats on the ability to piss in a dream without pissing in real life.

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[ncrrington-archive]

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

[testchamber19]

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

[estie-s]

tumblr on that 'progress' flag pushback real fucking quick

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[estie-s]

tagged by @chaotic-artist928 in this pride-themed tag game by @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist, which features the phrase 'pride mates' like it's primates but for pride. pride mates. that's so funny I'm laughing pride mates. pride mates oh my god.

I'm a ciswoman she/her and gay allosexual (yippee), also @100universes consider yourself tagged. But seriously guys pride mates that's so funny. pride mates.

now say it like in latin like some 'dulce et decorum est [esse pride mate]' type shit, effervescent!, but also what a cracker name. my perfect daughter Prida Marta world's no. 1 gay entity. Prida Marta. Unsurpassable.