every day im shitpostin

infur (involuntary furry)

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[necromycologist]

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

[awwww-cute]

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[luxiomahariel]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[mystgourmet-deactivated20200102]

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[stealingpotatoes]

Hello! I just wanted to say thank you for all your dishonored art it convinced me to play the game and now it's like, one of my favorite pieces of media ever!

AMAZING YAY also dishonored's on sale for like £1.50/$2 on steam rn so here's a redraw of an old dh art to convince more people to join us

(links // tip jar!)

[clytemnestraaa]

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.