Incoherent Ramblings

Korean, born and raised in New York My native languages are Korean and English but I also speak Italian and Latin. (She/her)

[peelingmandarins]

megan fox undoing everything the belated cult following of jennifer’s body has done for her because she loves her weed man

[garobenmonster]

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

[kayliemorbid]

BEST GRANDMA STORY

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I just saw this on Reddit

But it was posted like this and as I didn’t remember the post, I asked

And I had to look it up and found the original and saw that it indeed was posted to Reddit edited?? To look??? Like it was an interaction between??? Seth Everman??? And me???

[iamoutofideas]

gentrification

[fuck-customers]

[momokotuharumaki]

[rosarrie]

baby hippo

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

bippo…….

[flowerinaflame]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

Army ads starting with "we fight the wars no one hears about" is fucking wild. In what world is that a good sentence to hear as a citizen

[hoochieblues]

[erosofthepen]

i just saw the entirety of the fellowship of the ring in my mind but this time to a very catchy bop

@messiambrandybuck​ aren’t you just a bit obsessed with him?

[messiambrandybuck]

“yOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH ME” kjdkljsdlskjd

look I-.. don’t appreciate my fixations being called out like that

[erosofthepen]

why 80??? why not…. one hundred and eleven?

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

“𝓌ₐₗₖ ᵤₙ𝒹ₑᵣ𝓰ᵣₒᵤₙ𝒹”

[thebigblackwolfe]

I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

[thebigblackwolfe]

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

[ororomunroedontpullout]

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

[trainwreckbisexual]

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

[macarbe]

[jotaillustrator]

[grimeclown]

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Same vibes as the “the death note didn’t slowly corrupt light yagami over the course of the seires, he was claiming to be god by episode 2” post

[googleplaysore]

[googleplaysore]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

[mousegard]

holy shit

[catcrumb]

i slowblink at cats like a rat in an experiment buttonmashing for treats

[irishshauna]

[parakeet]

cannot cope with this reddit post my man is just reading a book at a local coffee shop and its ruining this persons life . the way the title reads like he was actively trying to ruin their marriage. the way this makes me lowkey self conscious as if everyone at starbucks secretly wants to fuck me when i go there to use the wifi to access petsites ive been IP banned on at home

[satanguts]

[theocseason4]

cinnamon bread recipe

[mclennonyaoi]

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

[mclennonyaoi]

diversity win! the person who is using an electroshock weapon against you over and over is using your preferred pronouns!

[julian-is-vibing-here-deactivat]

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

[mclennonyaoi]

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.