ETHICAL JIGSAW

im so fucking sorry (saw-ry) that i cant bring this gimmick to fruition. please contact me if you think you cam

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[shittysawtraps]

saw trap with 100% mortality rate. victim dies. apprentice running the trap dies. detective dies. journalist dies. john kramer, already dead, dies. i, the writer of this post, die. no moral. roll credits.

[shittysawtraps]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

[shittysawtraps]

SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY

[thelordofblades]

[cannibalchicken]

[ihatejohnkramer]

[kirinda-ondo]

@rosemarylemonades

[ethical-jigsaw]

Fortnite is bad because it is about how fun killing people is. But it is good because I'm in it. Quite a conundrum.

[angelicguy]

*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

[hoofpeet]

Saw lesbian +30 hp

Saw lesbian +30 hp

Saw Trans girl +30 hp

Saw aroace flag +30 hp

Saw drag show +100 hp

[rating-shittysawtraps]

deeply misunderstood this

[ethical-jigsaw]

my new diversity hiring effort ^

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

nicee that was ethical af of u

[lexluthorethicalbillionaire]

This is always my goal to be ethical like my idol Lex Luthor. Thank you.

[animentality]

[ethical-jigsaw]

i am trying to prove a point and you really cant do that if you make the trap inaccessible and useless to the trappee. #equalopportunity

[warduke]

[kimpossibooty]

[pangur-and-grim]

my thoughts on the saw franchise

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s wild that every time he gets the ick he puts someone in a trap about it, and the movie is always like “no jigsaw is kinda right though, he’s kind of a good guy”

[mothy-man]

not to um actually ur joke post (and maybe this changes in the later movies after i stopped watching, i've defo heard it about the newest one) but

[pansyfemme]

ive never seen a saw movie but i like how people talk about them on here. i like how saw starts off every trap with a greeting and a description of what is going on like a subsitute teacher reading the lesson plan out loud. it’s nice. i feel at home

[randalltier]

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day