Honking Towards Bethlehem.

Jack/30 April 4 2010. mostly trash some garbage. i dont know how to post

[flipchild]

july the 24 th be with you

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[cannibalchicken]

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[foreveriallyzombified]

anyone else skipping to their lou today? how about someone else's lou? let me know in the comments below. bye.

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Yeah I’ll reblog that

[foreveriallyzombified]

“yeah I’ll show up at your doorstep and blow my own brains out with a hunting rifle and as you watch in horror my headless body will collect the shards of human skull from across your shitty unmowed lawn and piece it back together like a jigsaw puzzle.”

see it doesn’t sound so good when I say it

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

What

[foreveriallyzombified]

I think maybe my thing I said was not normal ☹️

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[despazito]

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We poke fun but they are marvelous contraptions

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olderandwiserer]

Dildos?🤗

[gunsandfireandshit]

No ❤️

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Temple Priests don't even try to explain why the gods doesn't answer our prayers anymore, they just look at you like this

[dogpuppy]

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]