Human Embodiment of Weirdness and Awkwardnes

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[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[bogappreciation]

it's been exactly 10 years since it ended which means it's time. let's have a person of interest resurgence. lets all pirate person of interest. everyone get hyped for a bunch of problematic bitches trying to judge the weight of each other's souls while working for a lesbian-coded supercomputer

[benoitblanc]

dana scully character of all time. she's five foot two. her two day jobs are cutting up dead people and professional ghostbuster. she's got daddy issues. she owns a fluffy little dog. she's held multiple different government officials hostage multiple times. she kissed her boss on the mouth. she accuses said boss of trying to kill her like once a year with literally no foundation. she's catholic but her favorite movie is the exorcist. she shot her best friend. she was abducted by aliens and still refuses to believe in them. she dresses like an underpaid arts teacher. she met god in a parking garage. out of the two times the man she's been blisteringly in love with for years confessed his feelings to her, the first time she got so overwhelmed she started crying and the second time she thought he was high on painkillers. she can't park a car. she once had an existential crisis, got a tattoo, and slept with a serial killer. she wears socks on the beach. she might be immortal

[allsonargent]

Amy Acker as Root in PERSON OF INTEREST (2011—2016)

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[blogquantumreality]

I feel like this is the very definition of Root x Shaw in Person of Interest. :P

[chasoc]

Goodbye, Harold. Person of Interest S5E10/13

[linusbenjamin]

Person of Interest —2.02 x 5.13, Bad Code x return 0

[chasoc]

The thought of the machine adding crack ships to her simulations just because she can will never not be funny to me.

[cinny13]

This woman has killed and brutally tortured countless people

[cinny13]

If poi taught us anything it's that if you want someone to be unconditionally loyal to you, all you need to do is find a lonely assassin and teach them what it's like to be loved

[unidentifiedprimate]

Just a reminder, Lionel does NOT know that Root is being fed constant information from a nearly omniscient surveillance system. He just thinks she's Like That.

[beedomeemaw]

this scene both makes me laugh and breaks my heart at the same time, the way they're all getting an ounce of secondhand joy for the wedding party and not even a millisecond later it fully drops from all of their faces and they're just miserable and dissociating in tandem lmao

everyone is doing JUST FINE at Table 7 don't even worry about it

[andremichaux]

PERSON OF INTEREST | 3.06 // 4.09

[basketcasemp3]

television meme [7/8] women in sci-fi ∟root: listen, all i’m saying is that if we're just information, just noise in the system, we might as well be a symphony.

[linusbenjamin]

Person of Interest + Top Rated IMDb Episodes

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

guess what i rewatched