Vintage Memes

"Lauren, you meme-loving piece of shit." - Miki. 22. Vegas.

[blackpyrefly]

[guy really misunderstanding the phrase "put (someone's) whole pussy into it"] they really emptied their balls into this soundtrack

[hustlerose]

sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

[grimeclown]

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[trek-tracks]

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

[maniculum]

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:

Source.

[vigilantsycamore]

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

[discontentramblings]

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

[discontentramblings]

Well, well, well…

10 years of All or Nothing.

I made this post when I was 20 years old and there was basically no asexual/pansexual rep in media.

I’m 30 years old now and…well, there still isn’t a lot, but at least we have Todd on Bojack Horseman and that guy from Schitt’s Creek?

A lot has changed in the past 10 years, both in the world and within myself. Looking back on the anxious, self-criticising barely-adult that I was back then really helps to put things into perspective.

Despite the Everything that’s happened with this post, I’m still glad it’s around and that it’s circulating - a little slice of classic 2014 tumblr nostalgia.

To everyone who has gotten something positive out of this post - I’m glad I was able to brighten even a small part of your lives, even for a moment.

To everyone who’s amazed I’m still here - Same, honestly. Please keep adding such comments though, each other gives me more power so that I may one day ascend from this mortal shell.

To everyone who’s left unnecessary negativity on the post - Okay 👍

And to everyone who may be wondering ‘how does one celebrate the anniversary of such a momentous part of history?’

In the most asexual way possible:

Happy All or Nothing, y'all.

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[failchild]

life, it never die

women are my favorite guy

sex, i'm wanting more

tell the world, stop the war

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[jonpertwee]

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

[starjasmines]

world's most scared girl spotted getting an iced beverage

[mens-rights-activia]

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[bonersniper]

The whole necropolis was looking at her

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is what she was mad about

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko is not taking it well

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

my fucking phone is on its period right now

[holedyke]

thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys