Evil pineapple

[evil-pineapple-offical]

OOC:

Gang stop following/pinging this blog. It is not being used for any purpose other than nostalgia. Go look at @evilpineapple-offical if you want the actual character (there’s been a lot of changes)

[youtube-kid-offical]

labubu love island dubai chocolate the summer I turned pretty

I only speak casual gen alpha brainrot💀💀 what does this mean💀

[evil-pineapple-offical]

labubu: goofy ah toy thing that includes gambli- I mean mystery boxes

love island: love show about hot idiots

Dubai chocolate: Idfk rich chocolate?? Chocolate for those people that have too much fake tan and have those bright pink top and short ass denim shorts. You know what I mean

the summer I turned pretty: a show (or book?? Idk) about some teenager where she Idfk turns pretty?? Maybe gets a boyfriend?? Idk teenage girls love it

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[asis-offical]

Im not joking i forgot this guys name please help me

*laughs at you*

*realises I don’t remember either*

fuck

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @hell-offical please help

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I don't talk to ducks, sorry

[janet-offical]

@chaos-ducks @no-one-offical Help

[no-one-offical]

Obviously that's Platypus Perry

[evil-pineapple-offical]

no it’s obviously that fuckass red twink from - uh- that show

[elvis-official]

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

[eiderducksonofhumperdink]

Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?

[elvis-official]

Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that

[anti-terf-posts]

official anti terf post

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm getting certification now

[numbers-on-pinterest]

This did Numbers on Pinterest!

[elvis-official]

Fuck

[numbers-on-pinterest]

woah mama you breached containment with the "ill give anyone who misgenders you the elvis special" first but i have yet to reblog that one

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's hard being on top of the world

[evil-pineapple-offical]

look guys! Elvis is a top!!!!

[satan-offical]

People who are Satan cool approved!!

Me

My mum (hi Satan's mum)

People who are NOT Satan approved

God

Imp 1

Imp 2

Imp 3

Imp 4

Imp 8

God

Donald Trump

Elon Musk

Jk Rowling

God

Vladimir

Bartholomew

Joe

Steve

God

The letter A

King of oreos

Whoever created sparx

Mettaton

Homelander

Lex Luthor

AM

God

Whoever made the first your mum joke

Whoever was the first person to be told a your mum joke

Deez nuts

God

[evil-pineapple-offical]

good to see you like god! Didn’t expect it, but good to see a- uh- sibling? Familiar? Parent-child? Bond :)

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Hey uh ive been wondering

What accent do you imagine me with

American

British

New Zealand

I know your voice

Other (Specify) (Shut up i got lazy)

My button do not touch

Voting ended onNov 11, 2025

[aceofpans]

i never imagined your voice but now im reading all your posts in a very thick kiwi accent

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Oof joke's on you I'm originally from america and have an american accent...

[aceofpans]

why on me

youre the one who sounds like a kiwi

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Because you’re the one that started using a different mental accent for me

[evil-pineapple-offical]

WHY IS NEW ZEALAND ON THE LIST BUT NOT AUSTRALIA?? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW NEW ZEALANDERS HAD AN ACCENT I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE AUSTRALIAN 💔

-an Australian

[evil-pineapple-offical]

hello lesbian! :D

[whale-offical]

I WIN

IM NOW MOOTS WITH THE SATAN OFFICAL!!!

[evil-pineapple-offical]

I’m very sorry

look at the f’s

[evil-pineapple-offical]

*drops my camera roll* oops

You saw nothing

[perona-offical]

Ik this makes me sound stupid but what does ooc mean? I have no clue whatsoever.

[no-one-offical]

Over One Cat

[totally-cis-offical]

In case it is not clear: this refers to the reciprocal of a cat

[no-one-offical]

Obviously, Of Course

[evil-pineapple-offical]

idiots, it means out of carrots

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[evil-pineapple-offical]

I 🖤 quantum jumping

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[madasross]

Scheduling for every year

[jellyjamheadobb]

thank you for reminding me halloweentown mayor

[no-one-offical]

‎

[evil-pineapple-offical]

I will be reblogging this every year

[no-one-offical]

All searches for my son will be hereby suspended until further notice. It is clear he does not want to be with his family anymore.

[skeletal-spire-man]

this... Sure is something.

How did you come to this conclusion may I ask?

[no-one-offical]

[skeletal-spire-man]

are you uhh.. doing ok?

[no-one-offical]

I am not a good father aren't I.

[skeletal-spire-man]

well, hunting your son down isn't really good parent behaviour-

[no-one-offical]

I WASN'T HUNTING HIM DOWN!!!

...I was simply looking for him... He ran away and I just want to........ apologize you know? For the troubles and other troubles.... I was also looking to get back what he stole from my garden. But that's not important, what's important is I get my son back :]

[skeletal-spire-man]

oh uh, alright.

Maybe this tactic if trying to find him wasn't the best idea?

[no-one-offical]

You're right... yeah that's a good insight... I should set a trap... And he will come to me......

[skeletal-spire-man]

NO NO NO NO

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[no-one-offical]

What do you mean?

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

You were hunting down your son?!

[evil-pineapple-offical]

People say I have a good tongue. I’ll find him with my taste buds 😌

[elierlick]

I love that topless protesting is becoming something of a trans tradition in the UK. If the protesters are arrested, the state must admit they're women. If they aren't, it shows the glaring contradictions of labeling trans women as "male." It helps their cause either way. We don't see this nearly enough of this in the US (photo by Rusty Elias, St. Peter's Square, Manchester, May 31st, 2025)

[thewrathoflotuz]

KEEP PROTESTING, KEEP PUSHING, DO NOT BACK DOWN 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[crown-of-nimbus]

WHY did one of my posts suddenly blow up. I don’t think anything of this scale has happened on this blog. Very scary and not even spooky month yet

[crown-of-nimbus]

Hey gorgeous, posting about the horror of being found while not maximizing your possibility of being found?

[crown-of-nimbus]

No???

[purplezrb]

Yes. @walmart-the-official @satan-offical @duality-the-chaos-god

[crown-of-nimbus]

okayyyy… you can calm down. Heh.

[evil-pineapple-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[eredin-offical]

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @finland-offical @evil-pineapple-offical

Vote for the Eternal Hunt on @offical-government-offical 's pinned post!

[evil-pineapple-offical]

THE ETERNAL HUNT MUST WIN >:D