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@evilatlas
What I picture when I hear “20 year old games”
vs
Games that are actually going to be 20 years old in 2026
Just to make y’all feel even more old, here are some games that are going to be 10 years old in 2026:
‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That
"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."
Jagatai concept art
Art by Anthony "ShimmeringSword" Scroggins
Concept design by Patrick Wagesreither
Jengiz concept art
Art again by Anthony Scroggins
Chaeronea concept art
Art by Anthony Scroggins
why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
I was reading through the U.S. Copyright Office's "What Does Copyright Protect?" page, mostly to make sure that I wasn't being wrong on the internet, but I absolutely love that this is part of their FAQ:
How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. [,,,]
There are only 12 questions on the FAQ, and this is one of them.
Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?
* Amelia Bedelia
* Arthur
* Babar the Elephant
* The Berenstain Bears
* The Cat in the Hat
* Clifford the Big Red Dog
* Curious George
* Frog and Toad
* Ms. Frizzle
* Winnie the Pooh
* Someone else
* See results
Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?
Amelia Bedelia
Arthur
Babar the Elephant
The Berenstain Bears
The Cat in the Hat
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Curious George
Frog and Toad
Ms. Frizzle
Winnie the Pooh
Someone else
See results
- Frog and Toad get stomped immediately. They’re lovers, not fighters. They have no idea what to do in the situation, AND they’re soft and squishy. Toad is probably poisonous, so he may have some ramifications later in the battle if he gets chomped on, but he won’t be alive to see it.
- Curious George, while he has some buffed agility stats, is still narratively and functionally a human toddler. He’s one of the first to go down.
- Arthur could normally hold his ground for a good bit, but against these specific opponents, he’s toast.
- Pooh could put up a good struggle, but he couldn’t keep it up. He doesn’t have the heart for it.
- Babar has enough bulk to take a good few hits, but he’s too small and slow to deal any good damage and would eventually get chipped down.
- The Berenstain Bears actually last for quite a while. This isn’t because they’re bears, as you may think (their teeth and claws give them some advantages, yes, but the rest of them have the size and shape of regular human beings), but because there’s four of them. Couple that with Mama and Papa’s children being on the line AND the power of God on their side, and they’re the first on the list that actually mean business.
- Clifford can stay in the game due to his sheer size. Everyone above him here has literally no way to touch him, and could be easily crushed by a simple belly flop.
- Amelia Bedelia lasts almost until the end. Every attack directed towards her is dodged or deflected through a variety of contrived circumstances that Bedelia isn’t aware of. She also doesn’t even know that this is a fight.
At the end of the day, it all comes down to the Cat and Mz. Frizzle. Honestly, I can see either of them pulling through, but my money’s on the Friz. However, the Cat is the only one with an actual taste for blood.
giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force
EDIT: alt text w/ dialogue transcriptions has been added, for everyone struggling w/ the cursive! mb i should've thought of that
Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro
Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.
Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.
They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.
Okay this does kind of rule though.
I forgor to post this. But YEAH, here is another Silksong animatic! I wanted to make Hornet a bit more expressive than she usually is, pretty much projecting my feelings when I got dragged into the slab as I was playing. This song made it extra edgy, I am obsessed. (Make sure to turn on the sound on for full experience!)
Honestly, I can't really blame recurring action movie villains for the impractical murder methods – if I'd tried and failed to kill the same guy like eight separate times using tried and true methods like "gun", I'd probably start resorting to Looney Tunes bullshit, too.
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
As a reminder, if you're At Your Desk a lot (for 6+ hour sessions), you need to get an ergonomic chair.
But Artsekey, what is an ergonomic chair?
They're chairs designed and tested to support the user during prolonged use. This means they minimize strain on certain areas of the body and can significantly minimize the risk of injury.
Oh, so like a gamer chair?
A lot of "gamer" brand chairs aren't actually ergonomic-- buyer beware. They look cool, but they charge a premium and don't do anything for your spine.
I just looked it up, and most of them are over $1000. No thanks!
I know, I know. They're expensive. But:
'm so serious when I say that if you are a professional working at your computer for long hours, this is not optional. It's a matter of your health and wellbeing. Source: my physical therapist after I tore a muscle in my back (agonizing!!! put me ON THE FLOOR!!!!) because I sat in the wrong chair too long.
2. They don't have to be that expensive!
If you have a Best Buy or (even better) an Office Depot in your area, pop in. They have a ton of ergonomic chairs on the floor and each has a tag that lists it's rating. I got my dinky chair for (that's rated for 12 hours of use!!!) for about $170, which would be about $220 today. That is a steal for a chair that has this rating.
You can also keep an eye out for them at garage sales + hang around universities during move-out.
If they don't have a tag, what should I look for?
Five points of articulation:
elbow height
chair height
back depth
lumbar support
backrest angle.
Mesh backing or high-quality cushion.
To be fair, my chair (that I love) does not have many of those points of articulation (which is probably why it was cheaper). However, I had access to the rating report and it has proved to be a great purchase.
You seem weirdly passionate about this...?
I don't want anyone else to wind up writing in agony on the floor because they were shrimpin'.