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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
world heritage post
There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.
But I know. I think it was me.
In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”
He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.
It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”
His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”
“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”
I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.
For me, one of the most important moments in Silksong happens shortly after the start of Act 3.
(Spoiler Warning)
From the beginning, the state of Pharloom has always been bleak. By this point, you've seen both the Citadel's rotten core and its ruination of the lands surrounding. And now, things are somehow worse--your attempts to free yourself and the people you've come to care about instead personally initiated the apocalypse. You descend from the cradle injured, barely able to stand at points, only to be confronted with enemies many times more powerful than they should be.
You survive the encounter, but you're far from safe. But your attempts to push on result immediately in collapsing amid the rubble of a Citadel that is barely recognizable. The screen fades to black and...
When your senses return to you, you're back at Songclave under Sherma's careful watch--wounds likely patched with the medical supplies that you helped him secure, in what now feels like another life altogether. It's far too grim to call the moment beautiful, but it is a relief, the first that you've had since the god-trap snapped shut.
But what marks this moment as significant to me isn't this spot of safety in the middle of an ongoing apocalypse. It isn't the relief that Sherma has survived, or even the pride at the mantle he's grown into as a leader and caretaker. What's most important to me is how you arrived in Songclave at all:
Many a poor pilgrim has already been lost to the destruction. You might have been too, if not for some fleeing pilgrims who found you fallen and carried you back to us.
Therein lies one of the core philosophies of the Hollow Knight games: that the world is inherently uncaring and cruel, but those circumstances do not create people who are inherently uncaring and cruel.
You survived because some random pilgrims found you, and though they were fleeing for their lives in the middle of a world-ending disaster, chose to carry you to safety.
This wasn't a friend like Sherma or the Second Sentinel; this wasn't a designated rescue crew looking for survivors. This was a group of random refugees, who could have endangered themselves further by rescuing an injured, unconscious stranger.
You never learn who saved you, never get to learn their motives or thank them for their help. The incident as a whole is never mentioned again.
And your rescuers, if they survived, likely never realize that their act of anonymous kindness towards a stranger during what was likely one of the most dangerous, devastating crises of their lives.... could very well have saved all of Pharloom.
Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.
A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.
“not all men.” you’re right. count strahd von zarovich would never do this to me. he’d do something worse.
Inspired by my recent love of the Raven Thrower (it looks like a corvid that you chuck at things!)
Also obligatory reminder that it’s the final week on my Bluminarmour fundraiser. If you want to see me test dumb stuff in proper historical armour please consider pitching in and/or sharing!
Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.
Do you love boobies?
Like the birds? I like that they have blue feet.
There's actually 6 different types of boobies.
Like the red footed boobie who has a surprisingly colorful beak:
The masked booby and his close cousin the nasca booby who look like they came from home alone 3 with that mask of theirs:
The Peruvian booby who didn't want to wear the same clothes as everyone else in the family photo:
And the emo cousin the brown booby who was very excited to hear about mcr:
And of course everyone's favorite, the blue footed booby:
I hope y'all know that I now work around non-booby animals and that one of my coworkers brought up this exact post in conversation today when we were talking about birds and their various subspecies.
In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.
And if they start a sentence with "You're not supposed to do it this way but...", you're about to learn some shit to make OSHA go:
My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.
Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart
Hollow Knight Art Month Day 29
Dream No More
Days 25-28
say what you want about homestuck but you gotta admit: absolute fire soundtrack for a webcomic, a media type that by all definition has no reason to have a soundtrack in the first place.
How many Libras it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Whenever I hear these jokes I think of one time I'd neglected my chores and my roommate asked, "Hey Ari, how many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?" He knew I was Jewish and he was not antisemitic or anything so I asked, "How many?" And he replied, "Just one so I don't know who the fuck else you're waiting for."
It takes 3 Libras though if the lightbulb is perfectly circular in shape.
Teach me how to use my tumblog
I am tumbling
Do not curse me
I bet you I can find the post in that photo.