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BORN TO COMPLAIN | IT IS A STRUCTURAL PROBLEM | 鬼神 Bald Teenager 2015 | I am lazy girl | 410,757,864,530 UNNECESSARY DETAILS • Repetition is my arch-nemesis •

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

Men are always like yeah we were in Slint together

[amaplaka]

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[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[wintercoffin]

[expositorydialogue]

And the catch is: you can be both the enabler and the audience? How about that, uh? Now that's a great deal if I've ever seen one!

Create the story you want to see in the world

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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[help-me-or-kelp-me]

[jame7t]

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[halondrus]

Doctor prescribed me 400mg of oversharing in the tags on reblogs daily forever

[a-book-of-creatures]

Love using “historically” to refer to random inconsequential things in my life. Yeah so historically I don’t eat shellfish but

[vultures-nest]

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running

[expositorydialogue]

@bogleech reminded me of you!

I can imagine an animated show of these little guys working hard to maintain the body working, something in the vein of Osmosis Jones maybe!

[never-obsolete]

The Mercury Pool screen saver, from Windows XP Plus!

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kn0wmore]

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[louquorice]

doing perspective box exercises but then some cat loafed in them

[belairbottom]

@muzizmu

[pleasantlygrimm]

good for him. this man had a vision and he made it happen. homie hiked into the desert, changed into his sluttiest armor and positioned himself just so in front of a blade of grass to hide his shlong.

I yearn to be able to live with this kind of whimsy.

[kuromisgh0st]

we should all be living with this level of dedication and whimsy !! 🗡️