Better have some water if you want to eat me.

I'm a dude that likes stuff.  Not actually a pretzel, but just as salty.  Likes to write n Shit.

[porterr-robinson]

[catlips001]

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[meangirlnurse]

i love /r/legaladvice

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

you owe me seven dollars now

[superlucky777boy]

I love this video so much because this is actually a super easy to learn how to do trick but it’s really hard to pull off visually because it’s really hard not to telegraph card sleights when you only have three cards, and he’s doing it while becoming a meme on purpose… the panache… the skill…:

[cerolinda]

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

[cerolinda]

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

[cerolinda]

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

[kiryma]

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

[cerolinda]

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

[cerolinda]

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

[spinyax]

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

[cerolinda]

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

[cerolinda]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

[cerolinda]

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

[cerolinda]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[lesbiankatebush]

sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

[lesbiankatebush]

i’m bringing sexy back a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

[stsebastiens]

this post gave me whiplash

[theshippingroyalty]

It already exists guys

[snufenuff]

Y'all-

[joxterstudies]

What have you done I must resist the need to know!

[gayymomgod-side-blog-deactivate]

I MEAN

IT

IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL BOP-

[zim-card]

OKAY BITCH HOLD UP

[mushroomancy]

List of resources for dnd

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

[mushroomancy]

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

[occams-lazer]

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

[mushroomancy]

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

[jacebeleren]

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

[deweydecimalchickens]

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

[corseque]

PCGen - a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com - all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

[meonlyred]

DiceCloud: Interactive character sheet that can be edit and shared with yourself or others easily. Pulled up anywhere with internet connection on PC, Mac, or mobile device. Use it to also mark down health, death saving throws, spell slots, experience, and more on the fly. 

DnDMagic: List all spells currently available from Player’s Handbook and Elemental Evil. 

5th Edition Spellbook app: Make spellbooks for all your characters, manage spells, prepare spells. Keep track of Spell Save DC, and Spell Attack bonus on your mobile device. 

[hawkeabelas]

Squire - Another character creation and management app. Contains most of the basic info and spells already, with options to create spells, items, classes/subclasses, etc. This is the free version, but pro has more options for DMs, including initiative order control.

[dnd-maps-n-stuff]

RPG Generator - An app that randomly generates things from NPC appearances to criminal gangs. It’s free and a great on the fly DM tool.

[everyonelovesrobots]

Visit Original Link

Oh dear god what have I done…

[thedaniverse]

why

[sugarpucks-deactivated20130401]

[lizzledpink]

crying

[lizzledpink]

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

[sink-rat]

oH MY GOD

[thecannibalkitty]

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

[extremly-salty-pretzel]

So, y’all remember that article about Millenials and laundry Detergent?

Well, Procter & Gamble (aka, THESE GUYS)

They just can’t let sleeping dogs lie. In their latest bid to try & get millennials to buy their laundry products, they have come up with a new marketing scheme, AND BOY OH BOY ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LOVE THIS

In order to reach the “important, but hard-to-reach millennial group”, they decided to...

Wait for it...

Trademark texting acronyms. Thats right, they wanna trademark acronyms like LOL. WTF, NBD, etc,.

Heres the full scoop.

Now, chances are they’ll still have those marked up prices in order to get what little money wd have to our names, but if you’re anything like me who does/doesn’t do things out of unreasonable spite... don’t buy these products.

[electric-being-deactivated20160]

Sometimes I feel like I pray too much that I’ll annoy God. But then I think, “I’d rather get to Heaven and have Jesus say, ‘now there’s a familiar voice’ than have him say, ‘it’s nice to finally hear from you.’”

[my--darling--dear]

This hit me right in the heart

[markocomics]

Some Nerd and Jock comics from this year.

[dongboss]

me and my manlet mutuals

[extremly-salty-pretzel]

Its funny because exercising the heart is both physically and metaphorically important. Physically it helps alleviate heart problems and Metaphorically it helps with DETERMINATION

[ironinkpen]

forget slow burn romance, give me slow burn found family. give me enemies to friends to siblings. tired, weary old mentors learning to live again for their plucky young apprentices. heroes sharing apartments after world saving adventures because they’re so used to living with each other. dramatic “oh shit” moments where one gets kidnapped and the other realizes “god, that’s my kid.” i want to sit and watch in agony for thirty chapters while two idiots slowly adopt each other, someone get on it

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[inksharktrash]

This made my heart get all tight and hot or maybe it was my stomach or like all of my organs. <3 <3 <3

[xirlos]

I needed this.

[destiny-smasher]

This one goes out to everyone who tried to gaslight me this year over telling the kinds of stories I often tell. <3

Thank you to the OP for this. It wonderfully portrays a fantastic truth about storytelling: that different kinds of people need different kinds of stories.

[extremly-salty-pretzel]

This... This is why I don't always write bright fun stuff.

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[kaworin]

[glutenfreewaffles]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS.

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[mockwa]