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honestly , I don't know - also, memes sometimes I post pictures on my sideblog (niinque) they/them - 20s

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

[actualized-animal]

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

[actualized-animal]

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

[abigailspinach]

[corthartle]

MAKE ZINES! poster. free download on my site. printing and distribution encouraged. generating and sharing knowledge is a right and a responsibility

[anxeious]

[panidanya]

my little collection

[silvermoon424]

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[dappermouth]

tiny cuts.

[capacity2]

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

[sun-almighty-wukong]

im this economy?

[mr-deep-downer]

you’re this economy? what the fuck man

[ahordeofmandrills]

There he is! He’s the economy! He’s why it all sucks! Get his ass

[sailermoon]

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

[sailermoon]

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[yekokataa]

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

[yekokataa]

also the car goes hilariously SLOW. they've gone about 35 miles over the past 12 hours. this is gonna be a longass roadtrip

[yekokataa]

the internet road trip car has a radio that gets like 5 local stations. everyone in the car has gotten really into WBOR, a college station in maine. (we're still in maine. we're going to be in maine for days) they've decided to take the car to the station but in order to make sure they arrive during the day while the djs are on air, they're killing time by driving around backroads on islands

[yekokataa]

big news, i just tuned in and the car has made it to brunswick maine, estimated to arrive at WBOR hq in 30 mins. the radio was playing an early round of applause

[yekokataa]

the dj is playing traditional french music from the 60s right now and is following the progress of the car which is taking a scenic route to see the sights of brunswick

[yekokataa]

we are HERe we are triumphantly honking while french music plays on the radio

[yekokataa]

WBOR is rickrolling us

[bunniope]

i'm up here doing air combo shit to her *INSERT GENITALS HERE*

[bunniope]

heh...just one thing, brother...

[beaft]

the fact that "bicurious" is an option on feeld is really funny to me

[beaft]

imagine going on a gay date with someone who has their sexuality listed as "bicurious" and when you get home afterwards you check their profile and discover they've changed it to "straight"

[sudanese-deactivated20250510]

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

[viralfrog]

[brawltogethernow]

[finefaefruit]

11/10 hysterical, no notes

[vehiculartheyslaughter]

The design is very human