confused bitch central

brb going to (mtv) scream

[itsallavengers]

Tony listening to his child talk gibberish and drool all over his Armani suit: That is so fascinating. you’re incredible. Continue your story, I’m intrigued. I love you more than anything else in the universe. You are already the perfect human being. You literally do not need to learn or do anything else ever in your life. I would kill and die for you.

[itsallavengers]

Morgan Stark: *Rolls over*

Tony, nearly fainting: A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! A PIONEER IN HER FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL FUCKING CERN MY BABY IS SMARTER THAN LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CONFIRMED

[itsallavengers]

Pepper, holding Morgan up: Tell her off. She just drew all over your Iron Man suit. 

Tony: Y-…. That was BAD…. you….

Morgan: :(

Tony, immediately breaking down into tears: ohmygod I did not Mean That even slightly Morgan you are perfect that drawing is beautiful I am going to render it permanently onto my suit I love you so much it’s okay you have never done a thing wrong in your entire life and you never will

Pepper: 

[tonystarkdefensesquadmember-dea]

Tony: *starts flying around with suit that has flowers drawn all up the sides*

[starkcontrasts]

maybe i’m SOFT

[tonystark5ever]

Pepper Stark: Honey she’s three, she needs boundaries.

TOny: Okay baby. Gimme her.

Tony: …

Morgan: :)

Tony: I literally cannot, i have met my match, there’s nothing more to be done, she’s got me, Pep, it’s over. I’m getting her a pony and her bedtime’s never.

[geektrashfan]

Tony shows up to a fight with childish drawings all over his suit

Bad guy: what!

Peter shows up with childish drawings all over his suit

Bad guy: WHAT!

All the Avengers show up with childish drawings on their suits, weapons; Thor’s hair has clips and braids

Bad guy: W H A T !

[ironmess]

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

[tinynebula]

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

[iwantcupcakes]

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

[theironman]

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

[lostinthoughtsandfeelings]

😍

[daydur]

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

[iolanthee]

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

[feralpussylover]

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

[eucalyptus-sage]

an addition:

[incorrectirondad-blog]

the reason why he is the best is because Rdj gives zero fucks about peoples opinions or what others will think. He’s doing his own thing. But what he does care about it his fans and making them happy. That is what makes him the best. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[sharkboyalan-deactivated2019120]

And what’s crazy is that these people all have a voice in society and can vote

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more

[heavensxfire]

I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!

Like

seriously

this

shit

is

AMAZING

AnD

so

FuCKinG

IMPORTANT!!!!

Don’t

even

trY

tO

Convince

mE

OTHERWISE!

THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!

[johnrsilver-deactivated20250922]

[holiest-child]

No one:

Boyle: It’s NiKoLAj

[harrison-osterfield-appreciation]

Everybody who reblogs this before April 1st will get a picture of Harrison Osterfield in their inbox.

(Submit box must be open).

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[highasaklaus]

diego: my criminal record?

diego: the only illegal activity i’ve taken part in is absolutely killing it on the dance floor

diego: haha just kidding. i have killed many men before

[highasaklaus]

luther: can i have some water

diego: *starts chugging water bottle*

diego: *chokes from drinking too fast*

diego: *spills water all over himself*

diego: *coughing* i don’t have any

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

The Funeral Scene

Pogo: Would anyone like to say a few words?

Diego:

[dyklopces]

tua characters as images i have on my phone bc i WANT to

luther

diego

allison

klaus

five

ben

vanya

reginald

grace

klaus again

[in-tua-deep]

tua characters as random pictures I have on my phone

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Ben:

Five:

Klaus:

Vanya:

Grace:

Cha-cha:

Hazel:

[vanveronicango]

2 // 4 // 6  ⊳ the holy trinity

[fangirl-rage]

Reminder that according to TUA, the world ends in 8 days.

Episode One of TUA is set today, March 24, 2019. According to Five at the end of the episode, the world ends in 8 days.