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huffylemon

Happy Halloween

spookyskeletonblog

funnytwittertweets

vacuously-true

Fieri

empressofdancingstars

guooey

sashaforthewin

Wow, my quality of life just skyrocketed looking at those well organized quails

ampervadasz

rosslynpaladin

imagine being on your little dried peapod shell of a boat with your fragile little human self and then

out of the depths below

the Divine

God-Beasts

come right up to YOU

capable of crushing you without even noticing you

and ever so gently

so gently

roll back and forth around the dried leaf you're sitting on

just to maybe examine you and see what you're doing in their world.

loubatas

b0ydyke-g1rlfag-deactivated2026

“yknow what buddy, i’ve had enough of you!!” *lays a brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays ano-

rushingexpress

hawkeyedflame

y'all get this. you're gonna love this.

i went to renew my car registration online last week and was slapped with a nice juicy "NON-RENEWAL" banner when i entered my information. why, you ask? i asked the same thing!

turns out that i had an unpaid toll fee (?!) from june that i was completely unaware of. because of the way toll plazas are just stupid fucking photo booths now, i don't even remember going through this toll. but apparently i did, because they have a picture of my car going through it. whatever. it's like $1.

here's the rub, though. i never received an invoice in the mail for this, and yes my address is up-to-date. so the next month the fee went up. then it went up. then it went up. then it went to collections, where it incurred a $25 fine and barred me from renewing my registration. the total fee they wanted me to pay to clear my non-renewal was nearly $30. for a toll i never even got an invoice to pay. and for those wondering, in order to view and pay your toll online, you must have either the invoice number from the state DOT, or you must have the ticket number from the RMV after you get a non-renewal. which means that even if i had remembered i went through the toll and had attempted to pay it, i would not have been able to because i never got an invoice.

so i did what any pissed off state-hating woman does. i wrote a dispute letter to the DOT saying exactly what i said above and declaring it unjustifiable and wrong.

i did not receive any automated confirmation email that my dispute claim was successfully submitted, nor did i receive any correspondence back about it. but, magically, when i went to the DOT website to check the status of it this afternoon, as i logged in to the RMV website to grab the ticket number, it was gone. and my non-renewal was cleared.

funny, that.

anyway kids the moral of the story is to always fight back against injustice from the state. they're just bullies hoping to grift people who are too timid or too busy to deal with their bullshit. never let it slide. always fight back.

princessscrambledpancakes

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

randomgirlyoudontknow

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

beardedmrbean

bosohurricane

knightofleo

ryan-sometimes

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

mockingbirdie

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

socialmaya

dalenthas

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

reeferfox-deactivated20220116

aye-444

my favorite childhood memory is having energy

nyctosaurid

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

nyctosaurid