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Long time user first time caller she/her | no terfs allowed

[kiiwii-is-not-okay]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[greelin]

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

everyone at work: what are you doing for easter?

me: ah, thanks for asking, but im neither christian nor 8 years old so the answer is absolutely nothing at all

[firawren]

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

[algorithmist]

having bad taste is a moral failing and is literally the same as murder

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[dajo42]

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

[podcastwizard]

[anonymousanomalyinthebuilding]

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[boxofdicks-deactivated20260225]

This issue came to light when in Jersey shore: family vacation when the gang went to Italy and fuckhead Mike slammed his head into an 800 year old concrete wall full speed expecting it to be upstate NY plywood and got a neck injury and looked like this the rest of the season

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[mynameisfungus]

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

[nonbinary-bosmer]

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[aflo]

[thedoubteriswise]

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

[boringangel]

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever