BIRDS ARENT REAL

I have absolutely no proof and no amount of evidence will change my mind that birds arent real.

[fake-birds]

There actually wasn't a bird that attacked Wheatly in portal 2

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[lmaonade]

went to the zoo today. animals are real

[fake-birds]

Which ones?

[shittymoviedetails]

In Pixar’s 2004 classic “The Incredibles,” a bird is shown to actually be an alarm. This is because all birds in real life are drones that spy on us for the government.

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[fake-birds]

[patricide1885]

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

[deathwarlock]

A bird wrote this

[fake-birds]

No one fucking didn't!!

[lobotomizedskull]

[fake-birds]

This video paints a pretty clear fucking picture, everyone.

[ampervadasz]

[runcibility]

“Hey, that pigeon is pretty clev-oh wait nevermind”

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Dumbass lol

[starlightandtears]

Fitness legend!

[fake-birds]

Yall really think this shit just happens huh

[parakeet]

if your tumblr post isnt about fat little birds i dont want to see it i am like neo from the matrix and your bad un-bird related posts are the bullets

[fake-birds]

Hate this post.

[theweirdwideweb]

[shittymoviedetails]

CGI was used to create both the pigeon and the seagull in Ant-Man and the Wasp because birds aren’t real.

[pixel-life-daily]

[foxgirldick]

spies in disguise (2019)

[fake-birds]

This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about