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i’m batman (in a more deep and intellectual way than everyone else)

[fakeplasticgleek]

i can’t frolic in the fields like the prophecy hath foretold because i have to “make money” and “become successful” whatever that means

[arminsgal]

me shifting to aot college au and trying to impress nerd armin by sitting by the ocean and listening to w2e

[fakeplasticgleek]

wish everyone knew the joy of being a fangirl fr like im genuinely kicking my feet and giggling

[fakeplasticgleek]

you will not BELIEVE what i’m listening to right now

[fakeplasticgleek]

u look away one second while watching supernatural and suddenly sams been given a grade 3 concussion

[fakeplasticgleek]

can’t get over the scenes in TVD where all of Mystic Falls can just call the originals on their phones… the concept of having the number of the thousand year old vampire that killed your aunt 😭😭

[fakeplasticgleek]

being in small fandoms is so funny because wdym all 20 of us are freaking out right now

[fakeplasticgleek]

rewatching criminal minds and i want to cry every time i see the bau because they have no idea what horrors await them

[fakeplasticgleek]

hate when ppl say you can be anything you set ur mind to bcs ive tried becoming a vampire from the 2000’s to 2010’s for years and it is NOT working

[fakeplasticgleek]

just remembered the teen wolf movie exists and i hope i never remember again

[fakeplasticgleek]

teen wolf being on Netflix allows a new generation of people to spark stydia vs sterek beef and i think that’s beautiful

[fakeplasticgleek]

insane that the batfam is the way it is because thousands of people hated jason todd so much that they voted to kill off some 15 year old

[fakeplasticgleek]

nobody understands the way that i’m off-putting and unfunny and that’s society’s fault not mine

[fakeplasticgleek]

when i get married to someone that matches the exact description of book percy i need people to know ive been plotting it since i was 8

[pluviatrix]

yo-yo-ing between 90s comics and late '10s comics then dumping yourself right in the new 52 trenches is such an experience because wait why are the drakes alive. wait who the hell is that. wait why is everyone's personality different. what the FUCK is the small fuzzy animal that's taken up residence on bruce wayne's face. im scared

[fakeplasticgleek]

big fan of the way sam winchester experiences the plight of a woman