Whatever

Gender and race and cats and raising children and maybe a puppy sometime

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

[nonimaginaryfriend]

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

[themc4s]

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

[zeebardbaird]

Im sobbing.

[mommakankri]

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

[plintoon-reblogs]

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

[mommakankri]

DEAD

[oldfrax]

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

[deviantart]

Forever reblog. ❤️

[gothiccharmschool]

Why yes, I will always reblog the happy endings people have given to this illustration. BECAUSE THAT DELIGHTFUL ELDERLY WITCH DESERVES TO BE HAPPY WITH THE FANCY PURPLE HAT.

[mythcreantsblog]

This is a great example of how sympathy can make your audience adore your protagonist and compel them to finish your story. Everyone loves an underdog, you just have to make your character’s plight feel real.

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[fullmetalfisting]

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

[number1girl]

it’s crazy that people think “women can be bad/evil too” is like a revolutionary new take that now needs to be said because feminism (which in their minds is “women are good”) has successfully run its course and and we need to swing back in the other direction to restore balance or something. as if the idea that women are evil wicked slutty resentful conniving gold-digging liars who take advantage of society’s sympathy towards them to manipulate situations to their advantage and fuck men over hasn’t been like a core tenant of misogyny since the dawn of civilization

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[theygender]

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water

[magnusedom]

that "robert pattinson could do batman but christian bale couldn't do twilight" post is so funny cause do y'all even know who christian bale is. have y'all watched any of his movies. girl he could literally play bella swan if he wanted to

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[shego1142]

[Audio Transcript: I just want to talk about why I wear sunglasses as a blind individual.

I actually had one experience where I was at a barn hanging out, having a couple drinks and uh, because I’m blind I just stare straight ahead.

I didn’t realise that there was anyone in front of me, I was just staring and had no idea.

I didn’t know until a security guard came over and asked me to leave “ for being creepy”

Uh I stood up with my cane, because I didn’t know what was happening and I found out,

everyone started laughing and didn’t know like, that I was blind,

I guess what I was doing was staring at one of the bartender’s chests, and I had no idea.

So ever since that one time, I wear sunglasses now to kind of hide what my eyes are doing since I don’t control them anymore.

It was a very embarrassing… and Uhm made me really insecure about my eyes and that’s the reason I wear sunglasses as a blind person.

End Audio Transcript. ]

[snowie-skyes]

*watches this badass blind dude fucking make Tony Hawk proud af assuming he wears the shades cuz he’s cool AF*

*scrolls down to find the audio transcript*

….oh

[alivehouse]

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

[fanderay]

I’ve recently realized I intensely dislike having to buy a new version of something I already bought once. I’m not talking about a new sweater because I need a new sweater (though “need” is admittedly often rather hairy) but rather a sofa or a shoe horn or a pitcher. If I buy one, it should be THE one and last me a (my) lifetime.

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

[virtuous-thing]

HIT REBLOG PLEASE

[randomslasher]

this reminds me of that post about that dude who carries tampons with him at the gym because “half the world menstruates” and “you will build a whole guest room in case your friends want to stay the night but you won’t carry tampons in case they start their periods unexpectedly” or something and honestly they both give me life. <3

[jenroses]

I packed a small first aid kit for my ten year old son the other day, and explained to him why each item was going in. Nitrile gloves, in case he’s helping someone who is bleeding or sick.

Bandaids, and alcohol swabs, for small wounds because you have to clean them first.

Ace bandage because he has eds.

And a couple menstrual pads.

I used it as an excuse to explain menstruation to him and said, “you won’t need these for you, but if someone close to you needs them, you’ll be their hero for the day.”

And it was just as matter-of-fact as the rest of it.

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[jaubaius]

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

[poofy-pile-deactivated20220313]

reblog to inject motivation into the bloodstream of the person you reblogged from

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[stardustedknuckles]

I dislike how clumsy it is to share Twitter threads but here is a portion from a guy I follow (for his trans porn and monster fucking content at that) echoing a sentiment that aces, traumatized people, people with low libido, etc. can fully relate to. The rest is here and it’s absolutely worth the read.

[mastreworld]

“Sex isn’t special” 

Thank you! I’ve always been fascinated by how sexuality is viewed in such a dramatic, over-criticized way when it’s just another one of those things we do in life, no different from eating, sleeping or playing.

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

This is also why sex workers don’t appreciate being pathologized for having sex for no other reason than ‘hell yeah money’ or ‘sure, beats an office job’.

[thenightling]

[skoople]

sick of all this "chumby friendshaped huggable snoft dad bod thicc boi" bullshit. just say you want to fuck fat men and mean it, you little picrew cunts.