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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Love Begins
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RMH
Show & Tell
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@fandomes999
Watching this makes me happy
I did not see that coming
yoooo
This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao
I love that the last glimpse of the dancers is very clearly “hey I don’t know how to do that move, show me?”
No more brother wars
this is what the establishment fears the most
GO WHITE BOY GO!!!!!!!!!!
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
Enter DAISY GRIME, a CLOWN, accompanied by FOOLS, HARLEQUINS, and JESTERS.
GRIME I say ‘tis dirty, wicked, foul, and dark -- An opportunity both miss’d and scorn’d -- That vampires of any shape or shade Would drink the blood of innocence most pure When Pepsi costs a dollar sev’nty five.
FIRST FOOL O lady, I must ask, and tell the truth: Wherever in this God’s green holy land Canst thou obtain this drink for such a fee? I’ve seen no less than fifty-five pence more.
GRIME A hospital, good sir.
SECOND FOOL (Does some figures) And might I ask Wherever in this land (of any hue) Is fellow who two dollar thirty pence Dost pay for si of Pep?
GRIME Not I, i’faith. I pay a mere two shillings short of two. And, once again, I pay in hospital.
CANADIAN JESTER I pay a hefty two and half for mine. But in my blood runs maple syrup, too.
GRIME O Jester fine, I pray thee, still thyself. Thou stray’st from this, our mode of speaking here.
FIRST FOOL But blood costs naught but time.
SECOND JESTER Aye, that is true; But sir, remember this in figuring: A Pepsi, too, is free, if stolen ‘tis.
FIRST FOOL I see, but -- wait, another thought occurs. Wherefore, I ask thee, for what reason, sirs, Dost Lady Grime buy Pepsi from the house Of healing, birth, and death?
GRIME ‘Tis simple, friend. Allow me to explain to thee the cause. The Pepsi sold by those who follow in The footsteps of St. Luke, Evangelist Is sold for a mere dollar sev’nty five.
FIRST HARLEQUIN (Aside, to SECOND HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst a vampire drink Pepsi, then?
SECOND HARLEQUIN (Aside, to FIRST HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst an honest man drink Pepsi, sir?
FIRST FOOL A femboy, it would seem.
(There is general applause and agreement.)
GRIME O fool, a what?
Enter KONAHRIKS De’ACTIVAT EDZOZ ESQ., a SCHOLAR and WARD OF THE SKY.
WARD You see, my friends, this selfsame story tells The truth of why the incubus’s tale Is one that bears to no more to be declared. I’ll tell you all my reasons three. The first: The wealthy ghoul who drinks the common blood Is overused and stale, like molding bread; But also hangs upon the teller’s face A pallid, gasping idol worship mask. The second mark I tally here along: A vampire who sucks the blood from men Does hold up in the mind a mirror cold. This mirror shows that, far from fantasy, The vampire is real, ‘tis Elon Musk. The reason third is simple, clean, and pure: A werewolf’s just, like, sexier, my dudes.
(GRIME dances like a ferret. There is rejoicing.)
Exeunt.
Enter LARA, FELAGUND, and SHERLOCK, accompanied by the MANGO MERCHANT.
LARA I feel these words have struck me to my core. Is this, the world, collapsing to the ground Or is it just my weary, shaking soul?
FELAGUND ‘Twould seem my lady needs to see St. Luke.
SHERLOCK I’ve heard his fellows sell a Pepsi cheap.
(The MANGO MERCHANT offers a mango. All weep.)
Exeunt.
Alright that’s it, we’ve got the Shakespearan translation too, this post is complete now.
I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok
Why does this read like a discord group chat
[Description: A TikTok by nonsensefarm featuring realistic human eyes and mouth (complete with teeth) superimposed over the heads of various animals.
Transcription:
Horse: Dude, you’ve eaten so much grass today. How do you not get full?
Cow: Oh, I do but then I just then I just put it in my other stomach.
Horse: You’re other stomach?
Cow: I have four stomachs, so...
Horse: You have four stomachs?!
Sheep: I mean, technically, it’s one stomach divided into four.
Horse: Oh, I see. Wait, how do you know that?
Sheep: *gleeful tone* Because I also have four stomachs.
Horse: This is ridiculous! Does everyone have four stomachs except me?”
Platypus: I actually have no stomach, so...
Horse: How did a platypus get in here? I thought this was a farm setting. What’s going on?
Dolphin: I have three stomachs!
Horse: Okay, well this is just getting ridiculous.
Snail: I’ve got fourteen thousand teeth.
Horse: Jesus Christ!
Snail: And there’s a leech over there that’s got thirty-two brains!
Horse: Thirty-two - ? What the - ?
Cow: Hey, guess who’s got thirteen hearts and no stomachs?
Horse: I mean, it could be any one of those. Wait, I’ve got no idear. Is it me?!
Cow: It was a deck of cards!
Horse: Okay, I hate you.]
I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok
Why does this read like a discord group chat
[Description: A TikTok by nonsensefarm featuring realistic human eyes and mouth (complete with teeth) superimposed over the heads of various animals.
Transcription:
Horse: Dude, you’ve eaten so much grass today. How do you not get full?
Cow: Oh, I do but then I just then I just put it in my other stomach.
Horse: You’re other stomach?
Cow: I have four stomachs, so...
Horse: You have four stomachs?!
Sheep: I mean, technically, it’s one stomach divided into four.
Horse: Oh, I see. Wait, how do you know that?
Sheep: *gleeful tone* Because I also have four stomachs.
Horse: This is ridiculous! Does everyone have four stomachs except me?”
Platypus: I actually have no stomach, so...
Horse: How did a platypus get in here? I thought this was a farm setting. What’s going on?
Dolphin: I have three stomachs!
Horse: Okay, well this is just getting ridiculous.
Snail: I’ve got fourteen thousand teeth.
Horse: Jesus Christ!
Snail: And there’s a leech over there that’s got thirty-two brains!
Horse: Thirty-two - ? What the - ?
Cow: Hey, guess who’s got thirteen hearts and no stomachs?
Horse: I mean, it could be any one of those. Wait, I’ve got no idear. Is it me?!
Cow: It was a deck of cards!
Horse: Okay, I hate you.]
I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok
Why does this read like a discord group chat
[Description: A TikTok by nonsensefarm featuring realistic human eyes and mouth (complete with teeth) superimposed over the heads of various animals.
Transcription:
Horse: Dude, you’ve eaten so much grass today. How do you not get full?
Cow: Oh, I do but then I just then I just put it in my other stomach.
Horse: You’re other stomach?
Cow: I have four stomachs, so...
Horse: You have four stomachs?!
Sheep: I mean, technically, it’s one stomach divided into four.
Horse: Oh, I see. Wait, how do you know that?
Sheep: *gleeful tone* Because I also have four stomachs.
Horse: This is ridiculous! Does everyone have four stomachs except me?”
Platypus: I actually have no stomach, so...
Horse: How did a platypus get in here? I thought this was a farm setting. What’s going on?
Dolphin: I have three stomachs!
Horse: Okay, well this is just getting ridiculous.
Snail: I’ve got fourteen thousand teeth.
Horse: Jesus Christ!
Snail: And there’s a leech over there that’s got thirty-two brains!
Horse: Thirty-two - ? What the - ?
Cow: Hey, guess who’s got thirteen hearts and no stomachs?
Horse: I mean, it could be any one of those. Wait, I’ve got no idear. Is it me?!
Cow: It was a deck of cards!
Horse: Okay, I hate you.]
Num Num Cat TikTok Chain
ohhhh that finish
you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time
*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
Oh here it is again. The best video ever
Me on Thanksgiving!
I don’t think there is anything cuter than a kitten eating food for the first time. I love that they stand in the food. It just cracks me up.
That was horrible
by @ fjirvine on tiktok
i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like "i can help, don't worry i'm a doctor." like. they're probably not lying, but they totally could be
just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that
i can't believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us
Here comes the sun
this is the cutest thing i’ve seen all day
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
@melanchollyman
Dewey’s purse
(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)
Dewey is hard femme
I feel like it's worth mentioning he had a brick in there
it’s the first brick from stonewall
As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.
As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.
Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?
Jesus Christ.
hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down
Oh my god
you’re doing the lord’s work OP
Imma watch this later
THE UNDERTALE ONE
The fucking whale one had me hollerin 😂
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
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Community Appreciation Week 2018 - Day 7: Free choice
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