Just for you.

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every four days I have to be like "kinks, on their own, mean absolutely nothing, everything in the world is determined by your actions, not whatever exists in your head" and every four days people are like "OH SO YOU THINK THOUGHTS CAN'T LEAD TO ACTIONS" "OH SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH PEOPLE MOLESTING BABY ANIMALS" etc etc and I'm like, okay I have a kink for annoying people getting their shit blown smooth off by an 18th century Tortugan buccaneer wielding a stolen Dutch blunderbuss, And Yet...... note how no harm has happened to you due to, and sit down for this: nobody fucking doing anything

[parkchanwoohoo]

I despise the kind of mealy-mouthed hedging that every post needs to include because every buffoon who was given a Whole language reading education somehow nevertheless finds themselves magnetically drawn to commenting on shit they can't understand like iron filings towards a magnet BUT I've had a rough 24 hours in the world of Dealing With Such Individuals Online so I'm also going to add: the idea of "not being allowed to criticize kink" is a fiction invented by people who don't fuck enough in real life to have a working experiential opinion on how any of this shit is actually applied outside of Discord chats. Everyone's allowed to criticize anything. Who gives a shit. Grow up. The only ask I personally have for anybody I have to interact with is that people practice some basic theory of mind instead of assuming anybody whose general sexual preferences are slightly outside of "Tasteful penetration as sponsored by Trojan" is some kind of blithering zombie with a mental video game meter labeled WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT SEX CRIMES that ticks upwards every time they read a post about siblings fucking

[segamascott]

[aetherograph]

Oh they're scared scared.

The good news is, this isn't the first time the ruling class has attempted to this. They tried to brainwash people during the Mass Media age too. It didn't take too well.

Do not despair. Despair keeps you from fighting, and we must fight. We will fight. We are fighting.

As the man said:

All around the world You'd think that things were looking rough But the jackboot only jumps down On people standing up So you know good things are happening When the jackboot needs to jump

[novelistparty]

saw this on linkedin today, posted by a real xbox employee to announce they got laid off today

[viralfrog]

[jonah-the-unknown]

[blackjame]

Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company

Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[yeenaaldlooshii]

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

[yeenaaldlooshii]

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

[yeenaaldlooshii]

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

[yeenaaldlooshii]

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

[mossdftba]

Check out Mercury Stardust the Trans Handy-Ma'am for awesome how-to videos!

She also has a book that you may be able to borrow from a local library!

Safe and Sound by Mercury Stardust: 9780744079074 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

#1 New York Times Bestseller Don’t panic—Mercury Stardust, AKA The Trans Handy Ma’am is here to help! For too many people, the simple act

[evil-puppetmaster]

I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

[holedyke]

celestial yuri moment

[tsunderemployee]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

The great thing about Sailor Moon is you really can make any ship work.

[daemonsideblog]

They can make any ship work, and that’s why they’re sailors.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Goddamn it that's pretty clever

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

alright folks, who's your weird regular? we have "snake guy" who always has a snake crawling on his arm (i've posted pics of it on here before)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

yeah I don't think anything beats this one.

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[the-cimmerians]

stop exposing these Bugs Bunny secrets he’s taking out the whistleblowers one at a time in reverse order

[johannestevans]

Like half the cases in criminal minds wouldn't have happened if the USA had sufficiently robust employment laws and union efforts to protect employees from wage theft, institutional abuse, and corporate malfeasance

As in Criminal Minds, as in DC's infamous Gotham City ❤️

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

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