Cant Stop Wont Stop

"Don't you ever underestimate my worthless pride"

[deminshi]

OH NO!! They were caught

I mean… it was a matter of time right?

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[h0tdog-water]

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[konigsblog]

Bring pack pornstar!price please omg just imagine all the filthy things hed do

bring back pornstar!price, you say? absolutely :3 🩷

one of his most popular videos includes him eating you out. dragging his wet, warm tongue up and down your slit before easing his fingers inside, pumping them while you shake and tremble at the stimulation. the viewers watch as he curls his thick, rough fingers instead your pretty hole, drinking up all the slick that oozes and seeps from your glistening cunt! all while his beard slowly begins to get wetter and wetter with his constant sucking and flicking.

women love the way he eats pussy; dragging his tongue over your clit, his nose grazing it occasionally. small touches to your sensitive nub. they're surprised at how well you can hold back during orgasm denial, that they'd be cumming all over him in seconds...

beard burn is real, especially on your soft thighs :3 covered in cum and slick, with them aching afterwards. john price definitely records him jerking off to the sight of your raw pussy after he'd ate you out. not even fucking you or giving you the chance to have him deep inside your cunt, but shooting a hot, thick load over your folds and clit and thighs while the viewer drool...

[stargirlrchive]

just levitated out of my body

[depsidase]

[meninavazzquezz]

"If academia ever makes you feel like you’re not good or smart enough . . . it’s not you, it’s academia"

Love on the brain by Ali Hazelwood

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

[queenhelenblackthorn]

The Academy really said

[pushistkiy]

I was given hundreds of valentines, but among them there is not one from you

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[vergonpeludo]

buenos días mandy

[depsidase]

[alisonzai]

[memeuplift]

[onlytwitterpics]

[udontn33dh1m]

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

[burnitalldowndarling]

Stop the car.

Charlie was originally black?!?!

[prince-toffee]

!?!!

[theryanproject]

He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

[nicolauda]

because you shouldn’t believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebookquotes]

It was good, and nothing good is truly lost. It stays part of a person, becomes part of their character. So part of you goes everywhere with me. And part of me is yours, forever.

— Rosamunde Pilcher, The Shell Seekers