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malevolent au where arthur is still in England but modern day and also a 16yo about to start his gcses and he has to teach john maths and shit while dodging supernatural entities
They were reading Dracula in English class and John went "oh my god! I want to be called John!"
this is perfect I love you
Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!
I am making everyone remember normal goose
Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here
Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !
I am a very big fan of this goose
Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!
I am making everyone remember normal goose
Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here
Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !
i had a dream last night where I hung out with the Robins. apart from steph and duke which I didn't realise until I woke up because dream logic and now im annoyed about. we were camping and jason mentioned that he makes clothes!! this means a lot to me and must be canon immediately. he has a sewing machine at home and he was complaining about not being able to bring it camping with him. he also bleaches shirts.
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Credits to the murderer
“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️
Support your local assassins
”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”
Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder
I’m never leaving this fucking app.
Sometimes i read a dg introduction in a story that makes me go "wow... youd have to violently attack dc writers to get them to say something nearly this nice about jason"
DICK GRAYSON aka NIGHTWING the beloved and BEST first robin. His parents died TRAGICALLY. He casually executes a FLAWLESS flip with his incredible TALENT and GOOD and LIGHT and he is the PERFECT BEING
Jason Todd aka the Red Hood. The reckless FAILURE robin. He DIED. His criminal parents died because of their CRIMINALITY. He stumbles in and doesn't know whats going on and shoots first with his terrible recklessness and impulsive BONEHEADED ways. He's WRONG and DARK and always has been. I daydream about BEATING HIM UP
remember kids jason todds death was HIS FAULT he was just so violent and aggressive and he NEVER listened to orders. remember. 15yo's death was his fault NOT BATMAN'S
saving his mother? what mother????? his mum died doing drugs unless we really need to bring up sheila. hey while we're on that topic here's the story of that time he KILLED A GUY. yup. hes just that evil.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.
Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!
Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!
the funny thing about tumblr code is i used to be a quotev kid and we stole it. I dunno who but they took it. we stole it. and I didn't realise it was tumblr until someone mentioned it under their repost and I was so shocked. I didn't even know what tumblr was until then
(if you’re still taking drawing requests) draw John and Arthur stumbling upon the backrooms
I have no idea how to color match pretend they look green enough
Drew John a little too dramatic but whatever. Where ARE we, Ourthor
malevolent au where arthur is still in England but modern day and also a 16yo about to start his gcses and he has to teach john maths and shit while dodging supernatural entities
pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know
cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for
I get all my vocabulary from books. how do I pronounce these words. what do they mean. if you use them I can guess what you are talking about but I cannot use them. I also cannot pronounce divorce I keep forgetting which is the correct pronunciation amd which is the one I made up in my head when I first read the word
what if he slipped
This possibility has been living in my head like an intrusive thought
guys hes fine
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
"jason beat up a child" im gonna be honest here, aside from the fact that they were like 15 and 17 at the time, the child in question was also a superhero that gets beat up like every day but for some reason its only bad when the other child does it. child on child crime or wtva. see when two-face beats up this guy, its fair play, but when the teenager red hood beats up this kid, now its war. boo hoo tim get your ass up you have work to do
Just let out a really loud sigh...
Mind you this is from a comic that celebrates the Asian heritage of superheroes.
reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all
reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all
Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
