made in a lab

|| ADRIAN / SIMON / ARTHUR || 19 | he/it | queer | objectum + posic || autistic, DID system & disabled || || physically nonhuman || || a bunch of bots and a dog in a trenchcoat ||

[fellow-queer-biohazard]

☣︎INTRO POST☣︎

[pt: intro post]

Names: Adrian, Simon, Arthur

Age: 19

Pronouns: he/it

Orientation: abro, aroacespec & objectum

Gender: genderqueer & abrogender

Kinlist (short ver.): Bohemian shepherd, birdkin, tech/robot, green colorkin, biohazard

Disabilities/disorders: autism, alexithymia, GAD, DID, faceblindness, hypermobility, memory issues, photosensitivity, dyslexia

Interests: transformers (mtmte), 9-1-1, planes, metal cardbot, watch dogs 2, rdr2, hunger games, dogs, horses, birds, clouds

This is my main blog for all my silly shenanigans, most of which follow the theme of alterhumanity, disability, and overall yapping. I usually don't interact/reblog discourse stuff, but if I do it will be tagged accordingly.

I'd prefer if minors didn't dm me, asks & other interactions are fine tho :)

I'm physically a dog, bird, green blob, biohazard thing!! I fully believe I was made in a lab, so if you don't support how I view myself then just leave please. This is a place accepting of all kinds of alterhumanity.

I'd like to be referred to by nonhuman terms (creature, critter, thing) although I am also fine with person and individual. Some labels that I use are nonhuman/alterhuman and pseudohuman

Full kinlist, indepth identity

🦜My sideblogs:

Art: @llamasaremood

System blog(half-inactive): @messy-database

Objectum/techkin: @truckloving-techthing

Bird related: @your-local-autistic-bird

Faceblind blog: @faceblind-culture-is

Cloud photography: @cloud-entity

🐕Some cool posts I've made:

My experiences with face blindness

How biohazard perfectly describes me

Physical nonhumanity & being a lab experiment

About my cryptidness

🐎tags I might use:

#goobers breaching containment = headmates posting on this blog

#my writings = long text posts

#alterhumanity yaps = long posts about alterhumanity

#lab creature moment = lab experiment related stuff

#lab creature assortments = collection of identity flags & terms

No DNI, we block freely (aka, just don't be mean)

Userboxes made by me :))

(Last updated: 10th June 2026)

[hoothalcyon]

characters with slow cognitive processing is so under-utilized in cozy fiction. whether it's because of auditory processing disorder, brain fog, autism, a head injury, or any other disability, I really crave the representation. I often have to tell myself to slow down and allow myself to process things slowly for both emotional regulation and also just for my own sake. not everything needs to be rushed, and hell, sometimes I can't rush it even if I tried. let your disabled character slow down, and most of all, let their loved ones understand and accommodate. let them gently repeat what they just said, or answer "basic" questions. it means a lot

[fellow-queer-biohazard]

Username update!!!!

Fellow-queer-birdguy -> fellow-queer-biohazard

Just felt like making it more me in a way :))

[averageoscfan]

Was incredibly sleepy and fell asleep for half a second and this image popped into my mind

[fellow-queer-biohazard]

do yiu have a favorite horse. breed. i don't even know if theyre called breeds for horses i know nothing about them but theyre so dear to me. what is your favorite Genre and Color of horse

EEEE YESS I GET TO YAP ABOUT HORSES!!!

My favorite horse breed is the the Gotland pony!! The history of the breed is super cool! They're really old and only live on one (☝️) island near Sweden. They're really cute too, coming in different shades of brown.

The first time I had a riding lesson (birthday persent) I got to ride a Gotland pony!! I got so attached to him I'm so sad I haven't been able to see him since that riding lesson YEARS ago💔

Another favorite is the Arabian horse. It has also got a SUPER long history and it's one of the oldest horse breeds in history!! A lot of modern horses have Arabian horse somewhere is their lineage!!

As for colors, my top favorite will always be dapple grey!! It comes in a few different shades and ougghhh it's so pretty. I especially love when the head is just pure white.

Classic bay/brown ones are also really pretty, i love when they have black legs as well as white markings!!

I love horses RAHHH!! thanks for the ask!!

[horsefigureoftheday]

guys did you know there are so many good horse pictures on pinterest

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[cunning-american-kestrel]

Bird urge to climb something tall and just watch

[lab-room-761]

Lab experiment: biting all of you and seeing what happens (I get muzzled. It's always being muzzled. Nothing fun ever happens when I bite you. I want to change that.)

[eatcopperwire]

[arachnid-party]

Does it irk anybody else about the lack of nonbinary headcanons that don’t use transmasc/transfem. Can we have one nonbinary character that’s just transneutral and that’s it. Can anybody hear me

[weepingwidar]

Mia Bergeron (US-American, 1979) - Pursuit (2026)

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[mf-dooom]

[yetanothergreyjedi]

that is the face of a man worried he will be next

[ashtraythief]

Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.

[luulapants]

Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.

[whetstonefires]

crane husband.....

[roach-works]

this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.

[alex51324]

(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:

Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s.  The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.  

As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.  

It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.  

Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.  

The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.

They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.   

Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.  

Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.  

Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent.  (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)  

It worked!  

Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.  

However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them.  (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)

Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird.  White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive.  (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)  

[thesylverlining]

Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this

she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)

His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)

the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)

"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")

chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"

[anais-ninja-bitch]

just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.

well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.

[largishcat]

[eshlimoriarty]

[lazorsandparadox]

Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes

[queersatanic]

the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[kedreeva]

I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.

[optimysticals]

Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe

[ratzcorpse]

#herbivorekin 2 post

#carnivorekin 5 billions post okay...

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep