Spoilers for cock sucking

[thatlittleegyptologist]

[no-one-offical]

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[haybeealt]

Apparently we can translate hieroglyphs now?

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Yeah, we've been able to do that since 1823

[bruzum]

[identifying-cars]

1918 Renault FT tank 1993-1998 Renault Twingo

[homunculus-argument]

I love it when there's artists online who seem to exclusively draw characters who are cute thick anime ladies with hips wider than their shoulders and tits bigger than their heads, in completely nonsexual situations, and comfortable and stylish-looking fairly nonsexualised clothing, where it's clear that the artist evidently started drawing because they were horny, and kept drawing because it's fun. Like sure, an outfit of a nice floral pattern sun dress and cozy sweater didn't need a cleavage window, but the focus of this drawing is so clearly on who this character is and what she's doing, that unless you go out of your way to look for it, you don't really even notice that her tits are literally larger than her head.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Pretty sure that's just pm seymour

[liniminilemon]

you can say its pm seymour its fine

[homunculus-argument]

holy shit them bitches are big

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[togekk0]

Very needy day...

[dizzyisdizzy]

convert to png?

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[thatlittleegyptologist]

I'm sorry if you've seen this a gazillion times already but does the writing on his forehead say anything?

Imhotep! Or at least it's supposed to be. It's a strange spelling of it. I'd expect it to look more like this:

Which, when written out is jj-m-Htp 'one who comes in peace'

whereas Ardeth Bay's tattoo reads '2 jm-H-t-pr 2' which uhh...translates as '2 there sieze house 2' but you can see the 'Imhotep' kinda there.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

He’s guarding Hamunaptra where Imhotep was buried alive and where Rick and Evie get into and wake Imhotep up resulting in the antics seen in The Mummy (1999).

[depsidase]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[toofrenchtofunction]

houston, we have the dumbest problem imaginable

[comrade-ashenov]

Bunny and Cat Wives.

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[teaboot]

I need to start using other sources for news

[mortalityplays]

do you know how funny it is that the CEO of this website has an active blog here and posts regularly about his management decisions and business philosophy and he is so widely and deeply despised by the userbase that he averages 3-6 notes per post. the admin, our lowtax. everyone knows his URL and has shit to say about his decisions and he's still a zero note warrior. on a purely functional level he might be a worse poster than elon musk.

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

[microdyke]

maybe they all hate spike..?

[snuuufi]

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman