Evil Autism

I'll steal your trees and your knees

[feral-zombie]

Star Trek

Keeping it trashy and wacky since 1966

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[chilli-ance]

"I asked chat gpt"

Yeah, well, I asked Data, and his answer was so long that I forgot the question

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[loveridden1999]

[crazysodomite]

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*

[jay-trekking]

[lucy-vanpelts]

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Recently read an evil and fucked up story about evil and fucked up people doing evil and fucked up stuff and I glanced at the reviews and so many of them were negative reviews saying "this is evil and fucked up >:(" and I'm like. Why are you here.

[feral-zombie]

who up stranging their æons

[bakwaaas]

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills

[feral-zombie]

I'm showing my little sister doctor who scenes because autism and I'm cackling at this comment

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[feral-zombie]

You changed your username but I knew it was you because who else would go by Feral Zombie and have a pfp like that lol

LMAOOOOO