people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
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people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.
Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.
bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote
the way it all boils down to this......
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
To this DAY the best argument I ever had with my father was when we were sitting together on the bus to work discussing unions, where HE said “Unions are expensive scams that produce lower quality work at half the speed, they’re bad for customers and bad for workers” and *I* replied “More money than you or I will ever make in our lives has been spent by CEOs of multibillion dollar industries who want to convince you that that’s true” and he called me a conspiracy theorist and like a fucking ‘everyone clapped’ ass moment an old man across the aisle from us pointed to me and told my old man “the kid’s right”
Sooooooo many of society’s interpersonal issues could be solved by kicking the shit out of a man and calling him good boy 😔
AND ☝️ [!] joining a union
actually in hindsight a shitload of my personal self-damaging habits died off when I started sparring at the gym and got work benefits so damn maybe w’re onto something here boys
look i know it's not gonna be top priority but when the rubber band snaps back and everyone is sjws again we really need to get the de-gendering of clothes on the docket. like why the fuck are we still calling skirts and dresses "women's clothing" while pants and suits get to be neutral in 2026 like it sounds weird when you say it out loud right
(slaps table like a company director) i want to see cis men in skirts being completely unremarkable by 2032
I decided to draw my 4 favorite ace attorney sprites in my style.
notice how everyone is horny today
anyone need serotonin?
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
Remember, you are a person, not just a cloud of terrifying thoughts, as said in this video.
Btw, this video has a bunch of great tips, even if you are not a person who does weed. As someone who’s not a stoner, this video has helped me through all sorts of stressful situations.
let’s be primitive horses with mama