Perry the platypus is an adult and consents to Doof venting his trauma in exchange for kicking his ass when he’s evil

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Perry the platypus is an adult and consents to Doof venting his trauma in exchange for kicking his ass when he’s evil
I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:
How about you guys?
20+40=60
68 + 2 = 70
7-2=5
70+5=75
boom
I adore this.
It is. Sex work has more gender discrimination, more dangers, more hazards in general, so in many ways, sex work is generally harder work. It should be respected. And legalized.
Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service. Their bodies are still theirs and they can say no.
“Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service.” This is so important.
Reminder this is a sex worker positive zone
🙏🙏🙏
where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga
Let’s bring those back
What the fuck am I looking at
Is this what a seizure feels like
i’m cry laughing so much .. i am actually dead holy shit
anyways here’s how to not be shitty to autistic people since apparently y’all need someone to sit down and tell you
things not to mock us for:
-“picky eating”
-wearing the same clothes everyday
-carrying around a comfort object (might be something like a stuffed animal, a toy...)
-wanting to have the same conversation / tell the same joke multiple times
-stimming in public or private
-stuttering
-repeating words or phrases, taking a long time to form a sentence
-being hyperempathetic / hyper emotional, spontaneous tears/outbursts/etc.
-on the other hand lack of apparent emotion, appearing disinterested / apathetic
-meltdowns
-not wanting to be put into social situations, being excessively tired
-our interests
kind things you can do for your autistic friends:
-letting us infodump to you
-listening to us when we’re having trouble making much sense, asking helpful questions, being patient with us
-“can I hug you?” goes a long way
-providing more food options / having our samefood available, eating can be really difficult for a lot of us
-helping them if they need help with social situations, like calling in for food or talking to a salesperson. these things can get really hard for us some days.
-letting us stim and not being judgemental
-giving us space when we need it without getting offended
-if you think we’re having a meltdown or sensory overload (you may be able to tell by our mask dropping, appearing disinterested, twitching, using their body to stim (maybe aggressively), etc.) here are some things you can do:
-if they’re violently stimming, ask them gently to open their hands if you think they might hurt themself
-use clear language to communicate with them
-be calm, please don’t yell
-offer them a way out of whatever situation they’re in
autistic ppl can add on, allistics can rb but be quiet
as another autistic person, if i may add on: please please please don't make fun of people 4 missing jokes/sarcasm!!!! i see it a lot especially on this site that the punchline of a post is someone not getting an "obvious" joke or falling 4 "obvious" misinfo. we can miss the social cues that might make a joke or sarcasm more obvious 4 others, even if we're good at using them in our own communication (i'm a very sarcastic person irl, but i can totally miss it if someone's sarcastic back). if someone asks you 2 clarify or seems 2 believe something you said was true when it wasn't, please just clarify. refusing 2 do so "4 the joke" isn't funny. (in the same vein, it's a good habit 2 get into 2 end statements in text with /j or /s 2 signify the end of a joke or sarcastic statement. it helps people who have trouble with that out a lot.)
Lord pls someone rp with me
Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.
“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”
Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”
*takes 2 steps towards your podium*
IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S
“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”
*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*
I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore
“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”
*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*
NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E
*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*
*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*
“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”
It has returned
I’m legally obliged to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash!
A classic
I still can’t believe this actually happened.
Yooo how do u draw teeth? Like ur art has me dying like it's amazing! I understand looking at reference helps but it's still hard to get the concept...if u can explain that would help, thanks if so!
ok!! i’m not the best at explaining but here’s what i generally think about when i draw teeth. aside from understanding ppl’s teeth are arranged in a curve (think two letter “U”s on top of each other) i also try to remember how many teeth there usually are in a human mouth. from there i tend to stylize pretty heavily while still keeping those two in mind. i hope that helps o/
remember these, kids? they used to be so popular on deviantART way back in like 2008 and i remember i used to be so pumped about doing one, though i never really did. so, last night i even had a dream about doing one of these, so i put together some scenarios and here we are, haha! feel free to reblog or save the template for yourself if it catches your fancy!
can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are poly-safe blogs
Reblog in support of they/them pronouns!
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
Finally someone tackles gift giving. It’s my core love language and people don’t get it. At all.
Idk if gift giving is my love language to receive, but it is the one I most easily give. It's just little trinkets or shiny things that hold the message "I saw this and thought of you". The value/price is meaningless, but the time invested into the object has a lot of value.
reblog if it’s ok to question your sexuality/gender identity and still turn out straight/cis
every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell
This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it
Here are Unus Annus wallpapers for your phone. Let me know if you use these.
I might do other versions with flowers at some point. Not sure yet.
Please make this go viral.
It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen.
If you don’t reblog get the fuck out of here
U.S. National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Live chat services are also available for anyone who doesn’t feel comfortable with making phone calls/talking on the phone.
Please reach out when you are struggling. You deserve so much more out of this life. Don’t ever forget that somebody loves you.
I don’t know what to add. Just, be safe out there. People will love you.
FACES
Drawing a face (the circle thing)
How to draw faces
Heads in profile
Drawing heads
A face tutorial
Avoid same facing
Diversify your faces
Face shapes
To make your drawing look like the person you’re drawing
Make your faces look like the person
Expressions
More about expressions
Drawing lips
Lip tutorial
Drawing ears
Drawing eyes
Realistic eyes
Drawing a nose
Drawing kisses
Drawing glasses
Drawing hoods
BODIES
Guide to human types part 1
Guide to human types part 2
Guide to human types part 3
Different kinds of athletic body types
Ladies tutorial (nudity)
Fellas tutorial
Curves on girls tutorial
How to draw necks
Drawing shoulders
Drawing arms
Drawing hands
Hand tips
More hands
Hands tips and techniques
Hands, arms, legs and feet
Legs, torso and expressions
Drawing boobs
How to boob
Boobs and hips
Drawing abs
Beer belly tutorial
Drawing backs
How to draw back views
Legs reference
Drawing knees
How to draw butts
Penis tutorial (nsfw)
Drawing feet and shoes
Sitting reference
Realistic woman body shape chart
Hair
Drawing hair
Hair tutorial
Drawing curls
Drawing braids
ANIMALS & CREATURES
Canines vs felines
Drawing cats
Drawing cats tips
How to draw big cats
Drawing rats
Basic deer tutorial
Deer sketching
Dog anatomy
Dog anatomy tutorial
Dog nose tutorial
Dog paw tutorial
Basic wolf tutorial
Horse tutorial
Sheep vs goats
Drawing giraffes
Basic owl tutorial
Bird wing tutorial
Drawing bird beaks and faces
Butterfly tutorial
Drawing animal legs on humans
Winged people anatomy
Dragon tutorial
Drawing dragons
Dragon wing tutorial
Fur tutorial
Drawing sharp teeth
OTHERS
Drawing clothes
Clothing folds tutorial
Collars, vests and pants reference
Hats reference
Drawing jeans
Drawing bows
Drawing trees
Tree tutorial
Drawing water
Water tutorial
Drawing crystals
Ice
Clouds
Creating form
Perspective tricks
Character design reference
How to draw better (video)
Learn how to draw better
Art reference & tutorials blog
Tutorial masterpost
How to draw anything
I need this so much ^
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