Shrimpathy For The Devil

[chipper-smol]

thATS HOW EVERY IT GETS 

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

A twenty something year old playing a weird TF2 map has just laughed harder than you have in ten years

[pukicho]

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sorry i have a headache all I can make is cool 90s jungle music when I have headaches... its not very inspired... but it's all I can do when I have a headache.

[pukicho]

The furry artist wants to draw feet to my music? How could I possibly refuse!

[pukicho]

You're not just the furry feet guy to me. My followers too!

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[michaelblume]

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

[pomegranateteeth]

sure fucking whatever man

[t00thpasteface]

taking bites out of a big block of cheese while my brain is fully occupied by nothing but a heavily artifacted jpeg of sheogorath

[t00thpasteface]

i really did create this permanent link my brain from years of playing eso, bc my username and my magsorc main were both named after the cheese shop skit in monty python, so i would always get this insane cheese craving whenever i'd play, and it got to the point where my eso routine always included cracking open a babybel or a couple laughing cow wedges as i was logging in and loading into the game. so basically i'm a broken person

[arach-tinilith]

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[depsidase]

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[plasmalink]

genuinely awesome

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[mollyjames]

hush hush

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

[sandmandaddy69]