Fig

mid 20's • they/them • will bite, wait I meant write*

[fiddleleafedfig]

🌟 Stuff I wrote 🌟

Calling off the dogs - (202.3k) - completed

The story of growing up in a small, religious town, falling in love with the Reverend's son, and finding the courage to dream. Title based on: Calling off the dogs (album) - Ron Pope

Maybe this time is different (I really think you like me) - (72.8k) - completed

The story of how Sirius Black gets a writing assignment, banters his way into the art-elite of London, and ends up falling head over heels in love. Title based on: The first day of my life - Bright Eyes

Still a man hears what he wants to hear (and disregards the rest) - (67.2k) - completed

Remus is in a rut. He hates his job and his love life is virtually dead. And this existence is made infinitely more difficult thanks to his incompetent annoying coworker. Title based on: The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel

A whole lot of precious time (15.6k) - completed

A three part story of two young men falling in love over the course of a night, a week, and a month. Title based on: Got My Mind Set on You - George Harrison

One-shots ✨

I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you (12k)

Regulus Black can count, on one hand, the number of times he went out of his way to be a contrarian, and still have two fingers left. A Maybe this time is different B-side

A sanctuary safe and strong (1.6k)

Remus thoughts on home, religion, and finding both in his lover's body. Title based on: And So It Goes - Billy Joel

The Wind (8.8k)

I've set upon the setting sun: Sirius figuring out his feelings over years long friendship I never wanted water once: Remus coming to terms with his unrequited, obvious love for his best friend, Titles based on: The Wind - Cat Stevens

[misc-marauders-fests]

Hello Age Gap Freaks! 😈

As a warm-up for the Wolfstar Mind The Age Gap Week we decided to share a few of our favourite Wolfstar Age Gap fics… here’s part 3: The Long Ones!

Please enjoy our picks and leave us more recs and suggestions in the comments/reblogs, if you have them!

Just what the doctor ordered by WrappedUp

Maybe this time is different (I really think you like me) by fiddleleafedfig - @fiddleleafedfig

think i need someone older by orchideous_nox

Don't Be Stupid by augmenti - @heysaykitkat

[bobdylanyaoi]

“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.

[bowtiepastabitch]

@transingtheeucharist

[transingtheeucharist]

literally how i sound explaining eroticized theology to people

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[fiddleleafedfig]

May photodump!!

I got tagged by the lovely @backuploveinterest a few days back (thank you darling 🩷) so let’s go!

1) Rut absolutely knocked out sleeping in the sun, looking all fluffy and lovely (revealing how dusty our floors are), classic sign of spring. 2) Some fuckass hat I found and I had to take a picture of, what do you mean lobster?? 3) Went to a wedding, this was the view from the venue, incredible 🩷 4) The cherry blossoms blooming in Sthlm 🌸 5) I got engaged! Surprise! (It happened in march but I’ve been frighteningly inactive here) 🩷 6) Current watch @rabswimcoach is getting live updates

No pressure tag!! @rabswimcoach @swoopswrites @hxlda-hxlda @lipstickonthemoon and anyone’s who’s interested to join!

[bvckst]

drew some gay ppl. leaving it here. walking backwards slowly into darkness as i fade away. who knows when i shall post again.

[genyasglockk]

I know Robby is so happy to work in a place where damn near every door has a little nosy bitch window

[mblematic]

I love the pitt, tv highlight of my week atm, but it IS starting to feel like I'm sitting down for church every thurs ykwim?? like. "parable of the evil healthcare insurance system." brief break for yuri. "parable of the anti-vaxxer." hymn (to nurses). sermon about the importance of community. "parable of the woman ignored by doctors." yuri break. "parable of the furry convention." hucklerobby & cookies.

[fiddleleafedfig]

hiii i just finished calling off the dogs, it was fantastic. devastated to leave them and that world!! anyyyyy chance you’ll write a lil jegulus b side to it? 🙈🙈 i’m so curious to see them more in this setting! anyway, loved it, thanks for making it 🥹🥹

Hiii!

Thank you so much!! 🩷🩷

Tbh, I don’t know. To do it fairly, I think that’d have to be a pretty substantial story on its own to do their story justice, and I currently don’t have a set idea of what their relationship would look like.

Who knows? Maybe in the future, but nothings planned as of now xx

[neptunecigs]

fic moodboard - Calling off the dogs by @fiddleleafedfig

conservative small town wolfstar, pastor's son sirius, teenage love, love letters!

what's not to like.. go read it!!

[bellabolgerart]

Ermmmmmmmmm

[fiddleleafedfig]

The ai porn bots found the ship tags…

[waldmaerchen]

Happy Valentinsday

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Robby, hearing people talk shit about his motorcycle for the millionth time that shift: you know what, Dennis thinks my bike is cool.

Everyone else: of course he does, you idiot, he wants to fuck you

Robby: … oh

[fiddleleafedfig]

During the last few weeks, there’s been a huge influx of readers of calling off the dogs.

And even more lovely, so many wonderful comments and notes made in bookmarks and comments on TikTok’s and on Reddit

I’m so so so happy that people out there like that fic. That it resonates with so many. That it has made some lovely readers and commenters cry and laugh and possibly reflect.

I love that fic with all my heart, and it’s so special to me that so many love it too 🩷🩷

[fiddleleafedfig]

I finished the first season of the Pitt

I need to lie down

[fiddleleafedfig]

I know I’m stupidly late to the party but I finally watched heated rivalry (promised to see it with a friend and we had to get our schedules aligned and found some way to watch all the episodes in one go so it took some time)

And I’m ready for this to be a problem