Anything and Everything Really

25|Wicked gay, Gamer, Martial Artist, and all around nerd. I hate ticks

[amchitka]

[wingsofantiva]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011-2021) ♡ dev. bethesda game studios

[c4tto626]

video game: this weapon is best used at mid-range!

me, about to use it as a sniper rifle: got it

[c4tto626]

#me but the opposite #gonna use a sniper like a shotgun

that is so valid

[piltover-s-finest]

Who the hell are you?

ARCANE (2021-) 1.04, “Happy Progress Day!”

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[xelbleedsglitter]

[readpinned-deactivated20230904]

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

[biowareproblems]

When fans want to know literally anything else about Dragon Age Dreadwolf

[aptronyms]

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[aptronyms]

this is what it's all about

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[brucebocchi]

absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

[krwzprtt]

I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T WATCH IT, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[thememedaddy]

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I’ve had menus that downloaded to my phone as a pdf. I cannot describe how badly I do not want that

[arirna]

[soranatus]

[leconcombrerit]

I remember working as a retail intern at Ikea, helping people design their kitchen on the computers.

I especially remember the anti-Karen I helped once. After spending quite a bit of time helping her, she asked to see my manager. I had just started out a few weeks earlier, and let me tell you I got so scared hearing those words. I told her my manager wasn’t here but that if she had something to say, an older colleague was in charge of us interns. She went to him (I was basically dying inside), and told him that I had done tremendously good work, and that she wished he told that to the manager. It was so kind. 

I also remember the young man who, upon learning I was an intern, asked me what stuff I still had trouble doing and asked for just that. We both knew he had no intention of buying that plain stone, super expensive custom-made tabletop. But he thought it would be a good occasion for me to practice with no pressure. He let me take all the time I needed to get it right. That was nice.

The old lady I helped twice, and who wanted to add some details and order her furniture in a month or so ; when I told her I wished her well because my internship would be over by then, she seriously considered rushing a little because she wanted to keep working with me. It was nice.

The three 30ish friends who worked at some factory for what I know to be low wages, that I helped for two hours with some complicated kitchen layout. They wanted to give me a tip, even though tips are far from common in France, let alone in Ikea. I refused because it was against the rules. They insisted I was barely paid and did great work. Still no. They gave me some papers back, and I found 10 euros inbetween the pages. 

The lady who also wanted to give a tip -and let me know that I should check the third drawer in the exposition kitchen. I found 20 euros there. 

The woman who thanked me for making her very shy teenage daughter laugh to tears while working on their kitchen plan. 

Wherever those people are now, I hope they’re well. Be kind to retail workers. It may not be much to you, but I can assure you we do remember those things even seven years later. This is just so important. 

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]