😸 For sleeping, I’ll take its shipping box, thank you!
Par for the course, really.

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Xuebing Du
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
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roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@finchbaggins
😸 For sleeping, I’ll take its shipping box, thank you!
Par for the course, really.
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.
In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here
You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!
jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!
HANS OH MY GOD
anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit
No, I think you’re missing the real deal here
as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now she's all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. We're gonna do it.
I'll keep everyone posted.
It's happening, folks!
Looks good, but we're not done yet!
Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!
My creation is complete!
After dinner, we'll give it a taste test!
I wonder how it'll taste.
Oh...
My...
God.
It's incredible!
This stupid cake, made with potatoes ... is delicious! It's so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I don't even like chocolate or potatoes!
The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didn't use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.
For the Cake:
1 cup mashed potato
2 cups sour cream
1 3/4 cup flour
1 3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 cup softened butter
2 eggs
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
Pinch of salt
For the Drizzle:
4 oz semi-sweet chocolate
1/2 cup sugar
3 tbsp corn syrup
2 tbsp water
A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus they're heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!
Instructions:
1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.
2. Set oven to 350°F.
3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until it's thoroughly mixed.
3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!
4. Grease a pan (doesn't matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.
5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.
6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, it's finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesn't burn. Remove and set aside to cool.
For the Drizzle:
1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.
2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.
3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.
4. Remove from element and add chocolate.
5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.
6. Drizzle or pour over cake.
Enjoy!
Imagine your first fictional crush fighting your current fictional crush: a tag game
Tagged by: @dreamingmanip
I’m tagging @campingmonkey @bethii1 @securityfriendly-jay and whoever else wants to do it!
First Fictional Crush: Carlos Garcia
Carlos from Big Time Rush was the first person I could remember. I don’t know if it was the helmet he always wore, or just how sweet and adorable he was, but he was my crush for quite a bit. And lets not lie, Big Time Rush was such a bop, and occasionally I’ll listen to them if I want to feel like a kid again 😂.
Current Fictional Crush: Jesse Lee Soffer
Just look at him! His face says it all! He’s so hot it’s not even funny 😂. Anyways, Jesse is definitely more my type these days, but Carlos will forever hold a special place in my heart.
Ahh this was so fun!! Thank you!💗 @thebookreader12345
I’m tagging @lotsoflovefromlea @halstudandruz and @anotheronechicagobog 😊
First fitcional crush: Cole Turner
Charmed was the show that i watched everyday after school, I have such fond memories lol😅. And i am so happy that Julian McMahon now plays an FBI agent on FBI:most wanted, love it!
Current fictional crush : Matt Casey
It was hard to choose but Matt Casey uhh hes just 🥰. I remember i had watched a few episodes of Chicago Fire few years ago, but then two years ago i binge watched all of the seasons and i intantly new i liked Matt.
Tagging: @smallheathgangsters @chellestrash @rebelwrites
FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Shaggy from scooby doo
CURRENT FICTIONAL CHARACTER: CLAY SPENSER
I would pay to watch them fight I think it would be hilarious
@lotsoflovefromlea jsbsjshs thanks for tagging me bby this is so fun!
i’m tagging: @garciamorales (do it do it you have to i tagged you!) @connie-nikas @ir-onhan @bonniesgoldengirl @ithinkwehitametaphor wait wait i forgot @fuckinherondale ajsbkshs i’m sorry!
FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH:
…listen…listen man with a bow okay?! i don’t know i remember watching the show and i was just like hi siiiiiiiir at some point NABSJSHS he’s the first one i can remember!
CURENT FICTIONAL CRUSH:
surprise surprise:) that’s so shocking oh my god (he’s so fucking pretty i cant)
okay okay okay so…rip robin hood y’all he’s literally gonna get snapped in half
Lmao thanks for tagging me @chellestrash. This is so funny 😂
Tagging: @deepdonutkid @peakywitch @peakyrogers @peakysabrina and anyone who wants to do this!
FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH: Troy Bolton from High School Musical
He’s the first one I can remember, at least. I’ve always had a thing for Zac Efron, but I think he’s gotten better looking as he’s gotten older. But back then, every girl I knew had a thing for Troy.
CURRENT FICTIONAL CRUSH: Bonnie Gold from Peaky Blinders
My hubby! I love him so much (which everyone who follows me is well aware of 😂). Obviously, if it came down to a fight, Bonnie would win. Sorry Troy, but you’ll only win in a karaoke contest or basketball. Bonnie’s would knock him out in the 4th round, and only keep it going that long for the spectators
Omg, I finally found my first fictional crush!
FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH: Cornelius Fillmore
CURRENT FICTIONAL CRUSH: John Shelby
Well…. Let’s say, John wouldn’t hurt a middle schooler! But if we talk about adult! Fillmore, he might have a change. Fillmore maybe became a cop later, so this chances as an adult wouldn’t be bad. There is still a slim chance Fillmore could outsmart him, since John is a loveable idiot, however I would bet on Fillmore.
tagging: @stevieshelby @justalonelyslytherin @theshelbyclan @retromafia
tyyy @bonniesgoldengirl
This was super hard bc I have sooooo many current crushes :(
first fictional crush: Pharaoh Ahkmenrah from Night at the museum
probably weird… I was 12 okay I realllyyy loved him
he’s so akskajjaksjksaks
Current fictional crush: JJ Maybank from Outer banks
ARMS ARMS ARMS
JJ is pretty tough but I’m pretty sure a Pharaoh with a magic tablet would destroy him :0
@peakywitch @the-makingsofgreatness @irishwhiskeys @nekoannie-chan @h0llandshalstead @denisemarieangelina
Choices 2 & 3 would be- Steve Rogers or John Shelby
Oh my goodness this is the bomb thanks for the tag @peakyrogers Now I’m going to date myself here
First Fictional Crush is…. Han Solo
Current Fictional Crush is …Captain America
Ok ladies your turn @nickysurfer28 @waywardodysseys @bellaireland1981 @daliaevans @lovinevans @dangerouslovefanfic @dwights-new-plague @chris-butt @katiew1973 @thatgirly81 @smilexcaptainx @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @fluffymisha97
Thanks for the tag ❤ @denisemarieangelina
First Fictional Crush:
Current Fictional Character:
Tag: @cydhouseofgryffindor @jamielea81 @royallyprincesslilly @henrythickcavill @avintagekiss24 @miss-wanderer-baby @madbaddic7ed @lauras-collection
Thanks for the tag 😘
First fictional crush:
Raj Malhotra from DDLJ
Vs
Ari Levinson from Red Sea Diving Resort
No pressure tagging: @toomanyfandomsshreya @henrythickcavill @foodieforthoughts @connieisland
Thanks for the tag @madbaddic7ed and this is super embarrassing 👀 because…
First fictional crush: Ash Ketchum
Vs.
Current Fictional crush: Captain Syverson
Sy don’t hurt the poor boy. He has Pokémons, look at adorable Pikachu. 😅
No pressure tagging: @henrythickcavill @toomanyfandomsshreya @the-soot-sprite @thelastsock @geralt-of-baevia @nuggsmum @littlefreya @luclittlepond @agniavateira @avengedwritings @eldarwen333 @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @infinite-shite @angryschnauzer @zealoushound
Thanks @foodieforthoughts for the tag!
First fictional crush:
Was probably a cartoon character as well 🙈 but the first I really remember Tommy from Acapulco H.E.A.T. (Michael Worth)
Current fictional crush:
Captain Syverson 😍
Do I have a type? Uhm… Maybe? 😅
No pressure tagging: @nuggsmum @cheyentjj @viking-raider @wendimydarling @indigosaurus
Lmao I did this the other day and it’s Danny Kaye vs August Walker 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First fictional crush: Robin Hood (This Robin will always be my Robin Hood) - from when I was 12 years old 😋
Current fictional crush: This specific Cap/Steve
But it does vary from day to day, and these guys should be in here too:
And these gals:
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Tagging: @tinchentitri @winterisakiller @alexakeyloveloki @finchbaggins @theheartofpenelope
Okay... this should be interesting. I suppose...
Against....
Pretty fucking hot if you ask me?
I'm tagging @randomactsofviolence & @tinchentitri
These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.
via @thesassyducks instagram
(Source)
she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet
love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”
Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’
The Late Late Show with James Corden
Thanks to Cumberbatch for informing us that the Atomic Fart Machine has a plethora of fart options.
Wonderful Staged sketch for Red Nose Day! :D
This part:
All I see is Aziraphale trying on a costume and imagining himself on a stage :D
I really love these two together.
Together they could rule the world & make it FUN.
Wonderful Staged sketch for Red Nose Day! :D
This part:
All I see is Aziraphale trying on a costume and imagining himself on a stage :D
I really love these two together.
Together they could rule the world & make it FUN.
LETTERS LIVE ft Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston and more | The Shows Must Go On • 2021. 03. 15.
LETTERS LIVE is the sell-out phenomenon celebrating the written word with inspirational letter readings from iconic stars of stage and screen. “Letters Live from the Archive: Freemasons’ Hall” features stunning performances from Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Olivia Colman, Jude Law, Carey Mulligan, Clarke Peters, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Miriam Margolyes and more! Watch these one-in-a-lifetime performances from Letters Live, the live phenomenon which sells out in seconds, from your own home. The show will be available from 7pm on The Shows Must Go On! for 7 days, so don’t miss out!
Tell Me Why I Don't Like Fridays - One-Shot
Surprise! Today it's the wonderful @finchbaggins' birthday. And I thought what would be better than a one-shot? A sequel to a one-shot we once wrote together, which can be found here on AO3.
Enjoy reading! (And maybe leave a comment and definitely a birthday wish)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Eeeep thank you so much! I love it ⁰💗💗💗
Add a little bit more wine
@ciaodarknessmyheart what's 'a little wine'? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Massively underrated film and performance …
Oh my goodness @ciaodarknessmyheart this is probably one of my favourite films! ❤
ANOTHER VICTIM!!!
It looks like it! He's so dang adorable IRL, and sweetly paternal and taciturn as Mando, and then he does something like Fire Meet Gasoline
and I'm like
And the sexy undercover agent bad boy TOTALLY works for me.
Das Hot.
@redfoxwritesstuff The whole video, it does stuff to me.
I- I’ll... I- I..
Das hot.
Do you think Loki is a silent comer, or that he's vocal?
I'm asking for a friend
I... um... er...
I can't possibly answer this without doing the proper research... Loki.
Totally unrelated reminder that this clip is a thing that exists and you should NOT listen to it without headphones or while you’re ovulating.
I have never heard this clip before and now that I have I need to go lie down for a very long time.
Found on Facebook.
@ourladybinxthings @dangertoozmanykids101 @ms-cellanies @tomkurbikston @messy-insomniac-bookgirl @inkededucatednnerdy @lisas-stuff-and-junk @nuggsmum and all
@tinchentitri @theheartofpenelope @finchbaggins @winterisakiller @alexakeyloveloki 😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
This is brilliant.
The Cambridge Babies Had Questions for Sir David Attenborough
😍😍😍
AWWWWWWWW
How cute!
My mother is making me watch babies reacting when their dads come home.
My brain is TRYING NOT SO HARD TO GO ANYWHERE.
Imma tag @i-wanna-be-toms-body-pillow and @the-haven-of-fiction because I hate myself.
Why THE HECK would you do something like that @lowhostrikesback??? Why???
Also dragging @devikafernando, @winterisakiller @messy-insomniac-bookgirl and @finchbaggins down with me.
Just don’t think about… him.
Thats for that @tinchentitri 😭😭😭