trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@findingnico2
Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.
this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew
Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her
certified iconic post
I am loving the notes section
This is by far the best reply
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) dir. by Michael Rianda & Jeff Rowe
My obsession.
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking faster
even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳
Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :)
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:
This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.
literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten
that means the angels are babysitters then
here have more
You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.
Always reblog Cryptid Jesus
I made more. cause it’s fun
I have to second Lamb. Extremely funny and insightful and clearly well-researched and probably one of the few books about Jesus that isn’t absolutely insufferable.
We laugh, but there’s an entire set of heretical gospels where Baby Jesus performs miracles. They’re called the Infancy Gospels, and they’re the sort of things that popes get mad about. One, the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, recounts several instances when Baby Jesus flat out kills other kids who make him mad or hurt him. But then, some time later, to prove his divinity to his teachers, he brings them back to life and starts doing healing.
Some of these stories, like animating birds, are recounted in the Qu'ran.
Imagine how you might feel if your wildest and most wonderful fantasies were brought to life. That’s probably how a child would feel if their drawings of strange and wondrous characters were turned into real-life plush toys, which is exactly what Budsies does.
Budsies takes children’s drawings and reinterprets them as 16-inch-tall hypoallergenic plush toys – but they’ll take playful adults’ drawings, too.
NO DON’T GIVE THIS TO TUMBLR USERS THIS IS A GRAVE MISTAKE
CAN PEOPLE OF ALL AGES DO THIS
BECAUSE IMAGINE IF AN ARTIST WANTED A PLUSH OF THEIR OC
THEY’D HAVE THEIR OWN PLUSH OF THEIR OC
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
YES!
via their facebook
welp i know what i want for my birthday oops
SPREAD THE WORD
jenny slate, twitter // @lexiraq // 8 word story, madisen kuhn // portrait of a lady on fire dir. céline sciamma
I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post.
So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.
do not fear! copy the link to the article
go to sci-hub.se (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)
slap the article link in there
bam! free access!
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A representation of my thought process at all times
this is literally how teenagers talk irl
This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
“Questionnaire before you decide to fall for someone again: 1. Does he respect you? This goes in all forms, race, gender, sexuality, opinions etc. How he shows his respect for others reflects on this too. 2. Does he listen to you and engage with what you’re saying? Not just half paying attention and giving half baked answers, is he really paying listening. 3. Does he give you all of his attention? This is so important. If you see him looking at other girls, or talking about how hot other women are while in your presence, don’t bother. If he’s not solely focused on you then you don’t need to work yourself to the bone to capture his attention. 4. How does he act around his friends? Super important. Keep an eye out. And family too if you get the chance, pay attention. Actions speak louder than words. 5. Is he more interested in the people you hang out with than you yourself? Some people are here for a reason, others for a season and some assholes just wanna use you to get with your friends or get into your friend group. Don’t be fooled. 6. Is he honest with you? Make sure he’s a sincere and honest guy. That’s all that matters and it’s the most important key for building trust. 7. Does he try to manipulate you to do things you don’t want to? Don’t ever let someone guilt you into doing things you’re not ready to do. The words “I love you” aren’t even enough. 8. Does he treat you right? Plain and simple. Treating you how he wants to be treated and that’s it. If he treats you in a way you know he wouldn’t want to be treated, walk away. 9. Does he care about how you feel? Apologising sincerely when he knows he’s done something wrong is so important. It shows he cares and knows how to reflect on what he’s done. 10. Does he want you? Not as a rebound, not as a FWB, not as anything else out there, just as you are and as you come. Does he want you. Is he comfortable with who you are and doesn’t try to change you whatsoever, instead he wants and appreciates every little thing that makes you who you are. Read this from time to time when you think you might be falling for someone. Don’t let yourself get carried away by falling in love with the IDEA of a person rather than who they really are. Take your time with it all. See where it goes. Good luck.”
— Protect Your Heart ( @i-forgot-i-wrote-poetry )
Creative & DIY
SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT
not to acknowledge that brands exist but Sanrio needs to make merch with big challenges on it. i want him on a shirt and i’m going to do it myself but i will do it grudgingly.
It’s wholesome so it’s okay if the production value is bad right?
Edit: Also the scar was not on the wrong side until Tik Tok inverted the video so dont come for me
“I never stopped loving you. Not even for a second. Even when I hated you.”
— Charles Sheehan-Miles (via quotemadness)
