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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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KIROKAZE

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will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe
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Cosmic Funnies

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@fisher309
I wish I had this hat
are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?
are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?
are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.
I heard theyāre killing you at work tomorrow
Wuh oh.
i gotta watch my students like a Hawk
I opened tiktok to see some bumfuck cracker say that AAVE means "Atypical Alternative Versions of English" they're fucking colonizing everything
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I wish I was making this shit up š«©
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/flight-tracking-news/just-for-fun/investigators-release-preliminary-report-on-lego-747-and-space-shuttle-crash/
This information is preliminary and subject to change. On Tuesday, 14 July 2026, at approximately 08:30 am local time, a LEGO Boeing 747 car
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)
When I moved, Iām certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.
But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldnāt find me.
They adopted my friend and it was now my friendās job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.
This was maybe 6-7 years ago.
I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friendās flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.
We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.
Crows are the very best birds.
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpaās attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the worldās entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpaās address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
I mean you could grab a citabria, rip out the transponder, strip the N number off with some paint stripper, and scud run to arizona
but idk how you could do that to an eagle-
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
Become ungovernable.
direct action
there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen
if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable
The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.
Speaking of Ojibwe! Thereās a new point and click game to help teach the language! Itās called Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining, and is currently on sale on Steam!
to be clear "wawa" is not in fact "goose" in Ojibwemowin, that would be "nika." OP is misspelling "we'we," which refers specifically to Snow Geese:
list of (HIGHLY ETHICAL) USA military jobs where you donāt have to kill anyone:
Public Affairs. Have you ever wanted to make literal government propaganda? Well now you get to.
Emotional Support Animal Handler. The emotional support animal in question is a mutt that one of your Battle Buddies ārescuedā from Afghanistan. He named the dog āKunduz Hospital Airstrikeā
Depleted Uranium Munitions Handler
Recruiter Who Specifically Targets Teenagers
Priest Who Tries To Convince Murderers That They Arenāt Going To Hell
Guy who brings Hot Pockets⢠to drone operators and fruitlessly discourages them from using the term āBug Splatā
Guy who keeps the buildings full of munitions from catching on fire. (Itās really really important that those munitions dont explode until they impact an apartment block in the global south)
Guy who stands on the deck of Coast Guard vessels and hollers threats at migrants in the worst Spanish youāve ever heard
Guy who maintains and repairs multimillion dollar murder machines
Guy Who Trains Guys To Kill Without Hesitation or Remorse
Sex Trafficker (Army)
Sex Trafficker (Navy)
Sex Trafficker (Marines)
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because itās easier to put lotion on my legs when they arenāt too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???