homosexuality is gay

choose joy except when you need to choose to throw hands 24 / transmasc / intense homosexual

[sicklysparklez]

is this anything (it's bad because i can't afford capcut premium or whatever they call it)

anyways . dedicated to xo_em and flamingstuffs on ao3 i miss y'all 😔😔😔

[flamingstuffs]

nobody’s ever done this for me before you’re so sweet

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[tacofriendss]

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

[catgirlforeskin]

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

[hypersensationalism]

cream cheese bagel ending explained

[hypersensationalism]

i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep

[astronomifier]

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained

[piendish]

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

[e-102]

you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

[e-102]

okay well i’m your nonbinary enemy and i say so.

[crimson-rots]

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

[crimson-rots]

you guys realise that the point of media isnt just to find 2 white men and make them fit into your boxes. right? "suburban husbands" is not the end goal for every relationship. sometimes two guys just have to have freak shit going on.

[crimson-rots]

listen to me. ok? i take your hand very gently. not every person is going to love each other in the way you've been taught. sometimes people just want to fuck around with each other. sometimes they're special to each other without definitions involved. sometimes soulmates are never going to get married. even when they love each other. yes, even when they love each other romantically. sometimes theres freak shit going on and that freak shit won't end with "boyfriends". ok?

[crimson-rots]

the world can be so beautiful. sometimes they just get married for tax benefits and then never address it again. the characters' self-reflection doesnt HAVE to fix their freak shit. the bit doesn't have to stop just because people go to therapy

[crimson-rots]

THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING HAVE KIDS.

[sycamorality]

do you ever wonder if something lives in the farlands

[fieriframes]

[JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack. JanSport backpack. She wears a JanSport backpack.]

[sreegs]

there's a gossamer thread connecting "i can haz cheeseburger" to "lets X with mama" as they float through the cosmos

[sycamorality]

do u ever think he wantsg a friend

[segamascott]

tell the chef i said yum dot com

[alphabetizing-posts]

chef com dot i said tell the yum

[aurumacadicus]

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

[captainclickycat]

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

[lorasx]

nora has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by writing kevin’s book about kevin explaining game strategies and technicalities of how the game should be played for 300 pages straight. no thoughts no feelings just pure exy

[whatthebleep]

and she would be right to do so.

[risha-png]

my dear friend Jeremy Knox

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[robinparravel]

I love this thing so much I printed it out and put it on my wall.

[robinparravel]

I put it on a pin :)

[robinparravel]

My friend drew the Thing on my arm!!! :D

[penumbraphantasm]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Guys getting hurt dot com

[divineundone]

guys getting hurt dot com slash careers