AWESOME IN A BOTTLE

A collection of things I find amusing.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[12timetraveler]

Who is wearing clothes when we’re quarentined at home? It’s exactly a pussy out year.

[left-reminders]

[pettycentral]

[i-dont-like-tumb1r-anymore]

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

[thatqueerchoirkid]

ljgkysetxdcfnvftjsthfgghkdfghj LMAOOO

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[clarrkey-deactivated20240924]

[guerrillatech]

[theconcealedweapon]

[winemom-culture]

[zizibutik]

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

[starwarsgraphictee]

the full on satanic possession that grasps her before the last line is truly simply fact

[that-twink-over-there]

This video has such a powerfully cursed aura

[wasglossbombed]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[molothoo]

👁👁

And the police started the fire so miss us

[mysharona1987]

[pointless-letters]

“Right, you in the white coat, get to work on curing this disease.”

“But I’m not a virologist, I work with animals and study their behaviour.”

“Just do science.”

“But my degree is in——“

“Do. Science.”

[lgbtmadd]

When I’m concentrated daydreaming while I’m listening to music and someone talks to me