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I sure do love government mandated surveilance

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[flipdswitch]

[the-punforgiven]

Love the thought of some sort of high fantasy amitheasshole forum

[the-punforgiven]

AITA for not telling my new party why I broke things off with my cursed greatsword?

I know how it sounds, but like, bear with me.

I (28/F/former paladin), had been travelling with a cursed greatsword (Immeasurable/F/Sword) and was really into her for a long time. When we first met she told me she was the disembodied spirit of an ancient warlord and beamed images of a beautiful raven haired warrior in gorgeous blackened Gothic armor into my mind, she told me it was her true form and I was super into it so I forsook my paladin oath and we started hooking up

Early on in our relationship she was really supportive when I started to transition, telling me she was "nearing her apotheosis" as well. I didn't think much of it at the time, and dutifully listened to her when she told me to travel the kingdom and assemble the ritual objects for her ascension. There was a team of adventurers that tried to stop us and she told me to kill them but one of them was my former best friend Sir Roderick The Bold (25/M/Paladin) so I refused and only incapacitated them. She didn't like that and we had a huge fight about it after we'd left

Long story short after I'd done the ritual and assembled the artifacts she revealed her true form was a ruse and she was actually just a mass of tentacles and eyes (which I don't mean to yuck anybody's yum mentioning, it's just that tentacles don't really appeal to me lol)

She said she was going to consume the world, "starting with you" and that I had "outlived my usefulness". I felt really shocked and betrayed and helped the adventuring party that was following us around to defeat her and seal her back in the sword (which I left there), but I feel really bad about it

I sorta got adopted by them since then and they keep telling me things like "Good job resisting the influence of the cursed sword!" And "How did you break free of her mind control?" Or "I am happy to see you've chosen the path of righteousness." And I haven't told them I wasn't ever under a spell or anything, I was just really mad at her at the time and lashed out. AITA?

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.

[ripempezardexerox]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[strange-aeons]

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

[charnel-grounds]

Konstantin Korobov, “Service”

oil on canvas, 2024

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hurtful

[teaboot]

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

[ayellowbirds]

Only as of 1999. The original, unedited version of this cartoon, by Clay Butler, was published in 1996, and looks like this:

Someone went to a lot of effort to not only remove the cartoonist's credits, but also make the joke weaker. In the original, the graffiti is a lone and comparatively small, unremarkable tag in single-line monochrome. It contrasts with the billboards and signs by being unobtrusive, making it all the more absurd that the pig notices it with such vitriol. The edited version loses the impact by making it stand out in bright color and cover the whole of the wall.

[audliminal]

I would argue that the person who edited was not diminishing the joke but rather challenging the context. Sure, graffiti tags can be small and unobtrusive, but even when they're not; even when it covers lots of space and is brightly colored and extremely obvious. Actually, especially then, graffiti is art.

The advertisements are boring, monochrome, adding nothing to the environment; they serve as distractions with no real value. Simply there to disrupt your brain, to attempt to influence you in the most mundane ways possible, whereas the colorful graffiti is adding to the environment, making it prettier, more visually interesting, more dynamic.

The graffiti being made colorful is the point. The person is looking at the only aesthetically interesting thing in the entire image and saying it's the thing that needs to be destroyed

[flipdswitch]

it's fascinating how lost we get at arguing whether it was a boomer meme, edited, or misses the point when clearly we all agree that governments and corporations are more than happy to clutter our vision with uninspired ads, but when a similar format is used for self expression it's treated as a crime

[alexsiple]

Jeanne

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[moltengoldveins]

Been listening to Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett again. There’s such a peculiar brand of humor in this book I don’t know how to describe it. I keep cackling to myself as I sort out the new apartment

[moltengoldveins]

Yknow, I’m beginning, I think, to see where he’s going with this. It was a subtle move, but a very clever one, making Esk hide the staff as a broom. Makes you wonder why witches have brooms instead of staffs in the first place, now doesn’t it.

[moltengoldveins]

“Granny Weatherwax had set them up with lodging across from a very respectable peddler of stolen goods, because she had heard once that good fences make good neighbors.” fucking phenomenal. What I wouldn’t give for this man to be alive so I could buy him a drink.

[moltengoldveins]

“ from rock’s perspective, the universe is barely born. Mountain ranges are popping up and down and continents zipping back-and-forth, crashing into one another from the sheer joy of momentum and getting their rocks off.” When I tell you I CACKLED aloud in my car

[moltengoldveins]

AND ITS GRANNY WEATHERWAX AND WIZARD CUTANGLE WITH A STEEL CHAIR???

[moltengoldveins]

I’m like twenty minutes from the end of this audiobook and still haven’t got the faintest idea how they plan on fixing this mess. I will say I’m rooting for Granny and Cutangle now. Not in the romantic way but in the “oh my god what a woman I need to reexamine all of my personal biases right the fuck now. She’s amazing. How could I have ever thought women were stupid?!”/“yep. Men are exactly as idiotic as I always suspected. This one’s not so bad I suppose, at least as a smoking partner. I should scam him out of pocket money immediately.”

[moltengoldveins]

”an image of granny in black and red silks plodded across the wizards mind” MR NARROW TRIANGLE. COMPORT YOURSELF WITH CHASTITY AND DIGNITY GOOD SIR. I’m overjoyed at the mental image of the co-ed academy sending students to granny’s cottage over the summers for labor I think that’s hilarious. But oh my goodness is this guy laying it on thick, good sir you can’t just be using a witches first name like that! Scandalous, utterly scandalous.

[cowinf]

Happy Easter

[publicdomainbooksdevotee]

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: staeganography (sp?) what's in this. the secret message

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: attachment (Attached: HellooooooInspector.png) forgot attachment

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Please submit a ticket Inspector Zenigata: As has previously been discussed, in order to provide our services throughout Interpol, all requests must be submitted through the ticket system. H. Nguyen

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: no it's lupin

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Ticket #2345237689 Inspector Zenigata: We have submitted a ticket on your behalf. Updates will be provided through the ticket system. Please see the link for your ticket, where all updates will be provided: [Click here to see the ticket.] H. Nguyen

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: update update?

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Ticket #2345237689 Inspector Zenigata: The ticket system will automatically send you an email when there is an update. The updated information will be available on the ticket. [Click here to see the ticket.] H. Nguyen

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: update update?

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Ticket #2345237689 Inspector Zenigata: Can you confirm that the file attached to the ticket is the file you intended to submit? [Click here to see the ticket.] We were not able to find any evidence of steganographic messaging within the file. Motivations may not have involved messages besides the obvious. [Click here to see the ticket.] H. Nguyen

To: Cryptography Department From: K. Zenigata Subject: did you even try obvious chromatic aberrations noticeable in the ear satin in november and imitation printer tracking dots throughout png

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Ticket #2345237689 Inspector Zenigata: On further review, we were able to find a number of coded words throughout the file. Full analysis is available on the ticket [Click here to see the ticket]. All messages are the phrase "MADE YOU LOOK" repeated a varying number of times. H. Nguyen

To: K. Zenigata From: Cryptography Department Subject: Ticket #2345237689 Inspector Zenigata: May we close this ticket? H. Nguyen