umm... hi

yay

[creekmotel]

[catchymemes]

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[veryluckyclovers]

i’m normal

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[mrs-the-despoiler]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[doctor-goodtouch]

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

[justanotherdamntarnished]

Ah yes. Shroom.

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[my-dailydreams]

[teathattast]

[indigosfindings]

me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit

[i-am-a-fish]

everyday my body wants me to eat food, so I eat food. then the next day my body wants me to eat more food. what in the fuck hell

[inthefallofasparrow]

XVI. The Tower

[catchymemes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[toxictiktoks]

[goblinstandards]

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

[lucifers-baby-girl]

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

[cargopantsman]

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but yummy backpack

i eat it maybe

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack