When one of your customers spanks your ass
i thought it was about working in retail omg
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When one of your customers spanks your ass
i thought it was about working in retail omg
If weāre all going down I'mĀ going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
This is a MASTERPIECE
Me as a kid: Thereās no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.
Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENTĀ in their twenties, huh.
Theyāre 15 and 16 last time I checked
Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if weāre looking at radio dramas)
ā¦how come they aged and ash didnāt?
stress from being poor
Shit No One Told Me About My Period
I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clueā¦
* The blood wouldnāt necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didnāt know the blood could look brown, or be thick.
* That tampons werenāt a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldnāt use them until I was around 14 or so.
* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and Iād have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.
* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean youāre fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.
* That it wouldnāt be regular for another few years.
* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.
* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.
* That stress can halt your period for months BUT
* That doesnāt mean you canāt get pregnant
Feel free to add your own
Relatable
-passing blood clots is completely normal
-that your period may straight up skip a month when you first get it
-and then itāll happen twice in the same month
-getting your period does NOT automatically make you a woman
Painful cramping isnāt normal in your 20ās? Thatās a little concerning, mine have been getting exponentially worse
It is NOT normal.Ā
I can 100% guarantee you have endometriosis, PCOS, or another hormone problem. If your doctor says itās normal, DEMAND a second opinion.Ā
Thinking that itās normal is how people end up infertile or dead.Ā Itās why so many women under 40 these days are having an almost impossible time either conceiving or preventing conception. Because no one teaches anyone that itās the sign of trouble that can very seriously hurt you.Ā
Anyone who has severe cramps, heavy bleeding, or irregular periods after about 19 years old should seek medical advice. None of those are normal.Ā
If you have skin tags, a hard time losing weight, migraines related to your period, depression that is amplified when menstruating, severe mood swings, sleep disturbances that get worse with menstruation, or any other significant health problem that started with puberty and is worse when hormones are fluctuating you need to be checked.Ā
None of the things that people relate to women on their periods is actually an example of a healthy woman. Itās an example of people who need one form of treatment or another.Ā
Do NOT go to a general doctor. Find a womenās health center. Obgyn doctors. ASK SPECIFICALLY FOR A FEMALE DOCTOR. (Also helps with creating a demand for female doctors, win-win)
And if the doctor you do see tried to write you off as ānothingā or āits normalā? Politely insist for another doctor. People forget: you are paying them for a service. If you believe the doctor is not taking you or your problems seriously, ASK FOR ANOTHER DOCTOR. Specifically, āDo you have another doctor on staff who is more experienced with female healthā. It is WELL within your right to change doctors as you see fit - you owe no loyalty to one specific doctor if they arenāt meeting your needs.
Reblogging for all my followers with vaginas. I have so many sisters and friends with vaginas and I didnāt know most of this. I turn 30 soon. Youād think Iād have pick up these bits of information over the years in conversation.
Hey!! Hey everybody with periods!!! If you have a period you should read this, because itās helpful, and people with periods really arenāt taught enough about their own bodies.
even if u personally donāt get a period, someone u know/care abt prob does & u should pass this along
womenās health is health & we should all know these things, i feel
Bosses/Managers be likeā¦
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I WAS NOT FUCKING READY
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Okayā¦.I am a huge fan of creature design based on actual biology.
@crystelland is a 3D creature artist. Sheās working on interesting Cerberus design with multiple rows of teeth.
Itās really neat because thereās an actual dental condition thatās like this.
Most of us are familiar with the idea that sharks and have multiple rows of teeth. Mammals can get a condition called Persistent Deciduous Teeth.
Itās exactly what it sounds like. Your baby teeth donāt fall out and your adult teeth grow in right next to them, leading you to have two rows of teeth.
It happens in people sometimes and is usually fixed by the dentist. But itās really common in small breed dogs because selective breeding has radically changed the shape of their skulls.
First pic is my drawing, second pic is Crystelās sculpture that sheās working on. Other places to see my stuff: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY
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so many teeth, theyāre like flower petals!!
Yāall know everyone is going batshit after they see this clip.
These vines are my life
i am on the fucking floor DYING
Let us watch as this manās life devolves
This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
I will always reblog this post, because it works!! Even when coming up to a large group of teenage lads, who are taking up the entire pathway and had not moved for adult males let alone anyone else, got the HELL out of the way for the murder walk!!!
Always reblog for the Murder Walk.
Iāve heard it referred to as The Queenās Walk, but Murder Walk works just as well. Itās part of how I navigate crowds (in conjunction with learning to read the flow or current of the crowd).
They key for me is to keep my gazed fixed on the path I wish to take. I keep it firm but slightly relaxed, like as if the other people do not exist in my world.
Holy. Balls. This was the highlight of my night. Murder walk is now my prefered mode of transportation.Ā
again, WALK WALK MURDER BABY
I do this ALL. THE. TIME. I stand at 5ā²10ā³ and I have a wide build so when I put on my Murder Walk Face ā¢, people get out of my way FAST. God forbid I put on heels. Crowds part and humans scatter. Itās lovely. 10/10 would recommend.
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: iām in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone
killer via dm on ig: iām in your house and i will kill you
character: alright queenšš¼š hurry upš„š„š¦š¦
The only āadultā in the movie is a millennial whoās also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc āif I die I donāt have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesnāt judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymoreā and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it
The Gen Z/Milennial horror film isnāt that they die. They get left maimed with no health insurance.
killer: *literally stabbing character to death*
character: lmao go off queenšš
In honor of Janelle MonƔe coming out I put together a lil graphic about bi & pan identities! This is based on my own experiences within the community as someone who uses both terms. It of course does not cover everything! Image description under the cut.
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Note a very important part of this post:Ā
āI am more comfortable with the term [bi/pan].ā
No bigger reason than that is needed to identify with one term and not the other.
When people tell you they are one but not the other, that is it.Ā
You do not get to argue them using even the reasonable definitions.Ā
Bi people can describe their attraction the way pansexuality/romanticism is defined above and pan people can describe their attraction the way bisexuality/romanticism is defined above and that does not mean they are wrong.Ā
The only differences between bi and pan exists within the individuals who identify with one but not the other.Ā
This is the funniest video ever š