they pay me in woims

nic, as in nice to meet you • not italian as in italian-american but italian as in maremma maiala • late 20s • they/any

[flussoperpetuo]

eradicating my catholic trauma by killing god. call that shin megami therapy

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[balimaria]

The worst year of my life (until now)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[homeboygirl]

okay

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[i-am-the-oyster]

[oneheadtoanother]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[crlsgif]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[concepted]

I was gonna post this but then i remembered myy previous post that i had already immediately forgotten abt

[helenvaughans]

"crime" for conservatives is basically just existing in public as a person of color

[dragon-in-a-fez]

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

[stantler-and-walrein]

>"anti-social behaviour"

>looks inside

>socialising

[teaboot]

>L'enfant plaza metro

>Les enfants

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]