they pay me in woims

nic, as in nice to meet you • not italian as in italian-american but italian as in maremma maiala • late 20s • they/any

[flussoperpetuo]

eradicating my catholic trauma by killing god. call that shin megami therapy

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[flussoperpetuo]

i wanted to have a peach earlier so i cut a slice and started eating it. then i cut the next slice and i saw that the inside of said peach was entirely rotten with what looked like a maggot crawling inside. immediately spat everything into the garbage bin. i was feeling like that girl from labyrinth when she starts tripping balls on the peach that david bowie gave her

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[savethelifeofmychild]

what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn

this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[thedickcavettshow]

So obsessed with Joan Baez saying that really the only negative thing to come out of her 70s quaalude addiction was that while high as hell she ended up creating a horrible album cover in which she’s posing weirdly dressed like a pilot that she describes as "the worst, ugliest cover, not just in my career but a lot of people's"

[thedickcavettshow]

Don’t do drugs kids or this could be you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

#aborted

[the-quasar-hero]

Why do you blog?

Honor

Glory

Duty

Justice

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[balimaria]

The worst year of my life (until now)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[homeboygirl]

okay

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno