Flying Finch

I like Star-Trek, AO3, BL, Terry Pratchett, The Untamed, Good Omens, Dr. Who, cats and random facts. I think kindness is the most important trait to have. I won't tolerate behaviour that belittles, humiliates, or disrespects ANY person or people and I will speak up if I see this. I'd be happy to get to know you!

[ao3org]

Errors Accessing AO3

We are continuing to investigate reports of slowness and errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down.

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 19:38 UTC 01 March, 2026

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[raisedbylibrarians]

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[ficauthor]

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[neko-no-oto]

とんでとんで。

今日から弥生三月ですな。

Let's jump.

Welcome, March.

[blignick]

[landsccape]

[homunculus-argument]

You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.

It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.

[anxeious]

[threeture]

[kungfunurse]

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

[captainclickycat]

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."

[niecest-weekend]

hi everyone! a little status update from the mod: i don't have the energy to run this event again this year, but if anyone would like to take over niecest weekend feel free to contact me! i'm happy to provide support in the form of granting mod access to this sideblog and the established collections. otherwise, please feel free to run your own events! i'd love to see some new ones pop up in the wake of mine <3. thank you all for a wonderful three years, i've really enjoyed celebrating niecest with you all!

[liberalsarecool]

Busted in a lie.

Kristi Noem's attitude is max stupidity + max scorn for democracy.

[depsidase]

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[roachpatrol]

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

what was the class, color theory?

[yugirl]

WHY THE HIFL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS!?

[definitelynotaminion]

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

[sith-shenanigans]

except this one, which is escaping

[prismatic-bell]

Fun fact, there are also surgical maggots. Maggots only eat dead tissue, not living, so if you need to clean out a wound with necrotic tissue they’re both more efficient and less invasive than abrasion.

[lynati]

[viking369]

Shun.

[liberalsarecool]

Shame. Shame. Shame...