That One Guy

INFP-T Here I am, I am me. Who else in this world should I be?

[fools-own-world]

An amazing video out together by my brother in law for me to remember my sweet boy Blaze and get a good cry out at the same time. Give those straws hell in the afterlife for me buddy. One day I’ll see you again

[nobraandwetpanties-deactivated2]

Send me an emoji

😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular 😩 - You’re sexy as fuck 😈 - I wanna fuck you 😊 - I think you’re cool 😍 - I adore you 😘 - I’d date you 🙅 - You ain’t all that 🙈- You make me horny 😝 - I don’t like you 💩 - You’re blog is shit 💋 - I wanna make out with you 💘 - I have a serious crush on you 💦 - You make me wet 🙊 - I wish we talked 🙇 - I worship you 👅 - I wanna eat you out 👎 - Delete your blog

[bluecherry-cake]

😍😍😍reblog and follow me for a free nood😍😍

[formerlybutchpoet]

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

[silentmagi]

#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'

This would be amazing.

[traveleorzea]

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

[benditozorrito]

#my knight in stumbling armor

[lily-stabby]

So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

[just-illegal]

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[fools-own-world]

An amazing video out together by my brother in law for me to remember my sweet boy Blaze and get a good cry out at the same time. Give those straws hell in the afterlife for me buddy. One day I’ll see you again

[fools-own-world]

In honor of the two year anniversary. God I miss you

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[i-restuff]

Out of Context Donald Duck comics

[i-restuff]

more because why not

[modmad]

also please know that almost all of these are by Carl Barks, a duck comic writer and artist who was so good that even though disney didn’t credit ANY OF THEIR ARTISTS FOR A LONG TIME (yes. I know. god.) people picked up that there was this one dude who was sincerely rocking the format and became so legendary that this anonymous creator was known amongst readers as ‘the Good Duck Artist’ or ‘the Good Duck Man’

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[taburde]

[cometcrystal]

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

[sushinfood]

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

[joons]

THE BRICKS

[cartoonology]

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

[dkpsyhog]

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

[radiofreederry]

[lordnot]

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice

[teaboot]

"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.

Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.

Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.

I'm sorry, we don't take american express.

Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.

We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.

And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"

[teaboot]

Alternatively,

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.

Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.

Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.

Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.

Wonderful. You take care."

[nebulousboundsfloof]

They create a perfectly normal call cemter staffed by decidedly amoral college students and paying them at least 4x minimum wage.

[hollowboobtheory]

hiring manager: you’re not concerned about the ah, services we offer? 

a college student who has eaten ramen twice a day for the past year: for $25/hour i’ll pull the trigger myself

[talvin-muircastle]

Look, the difference between Assassins and Customer Service is that Assassins are paid a lot of money to kill people and Customer Service isn’t being paid nearly enough not to.

[animentality]

[rubixpsyche]

Unleash this man upon transphobia immediately

[azpunkdotcom]

[goat-of-departure]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[blumineck]

I love trick shooting, but what we do wouldn't always hold up in an actual battle!

(I do at least try to be honest about the downsides though)

Patreon - Youtube

[konfettiklownmoved]

shut the fuck up jerry i know luigi looked beautiful you are just a miserable little hater and ur mad bc nobody wants to marry u meanwhile ppl everywhere are lining up to marry luigi and that makes u sooooo mad go blow up and die about it

[cryptid-immortality]