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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@forevershawolpride
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
Werewolves are strongly in favour of pineapple on pizza.
oh i understand! have a good day!
i am like jesus on the fucking cross right now for being willingly subjected to this websites music taste. however bad you think it is its worse
get me out of here
It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.
That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.
You come home and your girlfriend aint there, but the table looks at you like this
What would you do?
Bout to turn this table into one night stand
..yeah, okay. *Reblogs*
Lmao this is so funny ♡
The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing “oh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hair”
And let me be very clear, okay: I’ve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. I’m the prep member of my family and there’s nothing I can do about it.
Please tell me at some point in your life some dick was like “we’re calling your parents over your behavior” only to have a bigger, more badass version of you come strolling in
Look obviously that happened many many times, usually with misogynist or ableist teachers. But I have a BETTER story than that, which is that when I was in 3rd grade, I went to this tiny alternative hippy school—it was a regular public school, it was just small and staffed/run by hippie communists—and my 3rd grade teacher was a woman who had been in an organization with my mother, and they had done direct action together more than a few times. We’ll call her D. One day I was sitting in D’s class, eight years old and bored out of my mind, and I scratched my name into the back of my plastic chair with a rock. Was this reasonable behavior? No. Why did I do it? Only the gods can say. I don’t actually remember doing the scratching, I just remember looking at the rock in my hand and my name on the chair and going, “HUH. That’s not good.” So obviously I got caught, bc I couldn’t reasonably convince anyone that I wasn’t the one who had done it, since it was MY NAME, and as punishment for this act of arbitrary vandalism I was sentenced to recess detention for two weeks. It was October so this included Halloween. Halloween, to be clear, is a high holy day in San Francisco, and I was devastated to miss the informal festivities that would be occurring at recess that day, and I wept and wailed about this at home for some time until my mother decided that this was disproportionate punishment and took it into her own hands to do something about it. So my mom walks into D’s office on a day when my mother does not have to be at work at a scheduled time, but D has to get her students from the yard in about ten minutes, and my mom sits down and says to her old friend and comrade, “Miranda is really upset about having detention on Halloween.” And D explains to my mother why the detention was issued, what the circumstances were, and my mother nods, and listens, and doesn’t argue, and doesn’t show any sign of getting up from her chair. And just says again “She’s really upset about having detention on Halloween.” And D looks at my mother, and she looks at the clock in her office, which is telling her that she has to be on the yard in 2 minutes now, and then looks at my mother again, who shows no sign of having anywhere to be, my mother with whom D has organized and successfully executed multiple sit-ins and takeovers of government & corporate offices, and D says, “Okay, she doesn’t have to have detention on Halloween.”
Tell your moms that we love them.
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Who else just fucking loves the color green
listen nobody talks about how mentally and physically draining it is to commute before and after work. you’re tired by the time you get there and you’re exhausted when you leave but you still have an hour in traffic before you can get home and collapse
unions actually talk about this a lot
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONGHYUN ♡ 1990.04.08
The US Trans Survey is in February 2022 & it helps determine government funding
Pledge to take the U.S. Trans Survey
from the asks:
Would it be helpful for non-trans people to take the survey, or should we just stay out of it?
TLDR: if you are cis, signal boost the hell out of this survey instead. signal boost it to various communities, especially ones reaching out to marginalized communities. if you are trans, then please also signal boost the hell out of this survey too.
We need to signal boost this to rural & non-urban-areas so the trans people there get counted, we need API (Asian, Pacific Islander) trans people to get counted. We need bi/pan trans people, we need military veterans, we need other demographics too so please contact the people who are conducting this survey. Here are their information.
You can be in a different country, and still fill out the non-US-citizen survey, as long as you’re trans.
Do Not Hesistate With Any Question or Accessibility Problem, Please Contact & Ask These People:
General USTS team - Equipo general de la USTS [email protected]
Josie Caballero – USTS Project Manager – Dirección de Gestión de la USTS [email protected]; 202-804-6057
Sybastian Smith – NCTE National Organizer – Organizador Nacional NCTE [email protected]; 202-804-6042
Alex del Rosario – USTS Outreach Manager – Gestión de Difusión de la USTS [email protected]; 202-804-6052
Other Q&A’s that came up during a 2021 November 16th presentation:
firstly, NCTE USTS did not get authority (IRB approval) to go into the protected class of incarcerated trans people
secondly, you don’t have to be a US-citizen to contribute data, but you will be given a non-us-citizen survey.
If you reside in the US but are just temporarily abroad, then you would be able to respond to the US-resident survey. If you are permamently living abroad, you would take the survey for non-US residents.
if you have any other questions about these categories then please contact the USTS team for help.
The rough timeline for the USTS:
Pledge Period is until the end of January
Fielding Period starts around the beginning of February with a 6 week survey window
Report writing with start shortly thereafter and go until end of 2022
You need to be trans to take the survey, but anyone can know a trans person.
Hey y'all important thing: YOU DO NOT NEED TO SUBMIT YOUR NAME
I was a little antsy about them asking for it, but I noticed there wasn’t a star next to it, so I tried submitting it with the field blank and it worked!!
So if that’s a thing your concerned about, I’m pretty sure you can submit only the information that isn’t starred and be good to go (with the exception of your email I’m assuming because they’re going to send a link to the survey there)
Also, @thehugwizard can you boost?
Boost!!!!
Biggest boost of all boosts! I am not exaggerating at all when I say that almost every piece of scholarly research or policy around US trans folks I have read or been a part of in the last 5 years has referenced data from the first USTS back in 2015. I cannot overstate how impactful the first survey has been, and the 2022 survey is following in its footsteps.
Please consider participating. Numbers drive policy, research, and funding!
@a-salty-alto
i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine
God SAME.
It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”
And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.
Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch
I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.
Why do you hate Jesus
Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.
venom 2: love wins
Itchy snoot.
HE DIRT BROKEN :(
Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK
