Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.

A little Madness in the Spring

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[fortitudesouth]

[xxspacevampirexx]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

[swordsonnet]

[ID: an excerpt from jurgen leitner's page on the TMA wiki. under date of death, it says "16 february 2017", and under cause of death, it says "brutal pipe murder by elias bouchard". end ID]

[ratpyramid]

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

[nightmaskart]

Gerry Keay

[valtsv]

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

[valtsv]

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[elodieunderglass]

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

[the-birth-of-art]

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

[zinjanthropusboisei]

In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:

[carsen-daily]

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[killyourdeadpoet]

lets go asexuals lets go

[dspd]

The fondness in Jon's voice when he says, "that'll be our Gerard." makes me want to scream because they didn't even know each other and yet Jon likes him. Jon doesn't speak about anyone like that. Jon has heard enough about Gerry in the tapes and notes that he's formed an opinion of him. He says "our Gerard" the way others speak of a family member. In the same way someone would lovingly call a cousin a brat. Jon likes Gerry.

[sophysaurus]

[wreegis]

in the eye of the beholder 💚

[marymsjay-art]

Huevember: Day 8 - Mrs. Brisby

The Secret of NIMH (1982)

[aletheyass]

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[skelesass]

been getting a friend of mine into the Magnus Archives <3

[starapture]

heard it in their voices when i read the post so i made this