too many things

curator of internet things with exquisitely questionable taste

[homunculus-argument]

I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.

[fortruthoversolace]

Anti-burnout advice is the opposite of anti-depression advice, and it's so fucking hard to figure out which I need at any given time.

[hallowedlore]

this is targeted tumblr content

[jess-the-reckless]

This is what language is for. Evolution. Ridiculous, wonderful evolution.

[blackwolfmajik]

This is so good, I'm awake at 3am and glad of it - for this has arrived on my dash like a boss

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the "tried to make him the main character" part killed me bc, indeed, caesar is not the main character of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar

[boogiewoogiebuglegal]

@suzeranity - OMG 😂😂

[thequeeninyellowlace]

“They all did slay”

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

This is SO DAMN DAMN GOOD. I think Shakespeare would have approved.

[ashlgcostumes]

Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

[copperbadge]

This is why all crafters should be granted a Fancy Fabric stipend. So we can fuck up the fancy fabric with peace of mind.

[goldcrescent]

new york has declared a challenger pope, Thin Crust XIII

[haberdashing]

so apparently the new pope's from Chicago?

all i can think of is this:

[mysharona1987]

[goldcrescent]

new york has declared a challenger pope, Thin Crust XIII

[captainofthetidesbreath]

(x)

[mynnvx]

just finished harrow the ninth and i feel sick but i fucking love ianthe

[tarragonthedragon]

my plan to fix eurovision, if anyone cares:

every country in europe must participate. vatican lets see what you can do

micronations can band together but theyve gotta be there

there should also be a defectors entry where anyone who hates their country and wants to be in eurovision can team up together

furthermore every country should be required to recruit their act like its jury duty. you just get a letter in the post and bam you're representing your nation. you get one year to prepare

nonparticipating countries should get a voting block but it has to be composed entirely of people who have never seen eurovision before. brad from arkansas and marie from congo gave your act nil points. you're devastated

[cpericardium]

Gideon digging for every negative adjective possible to describe kids four years younger than her

[fortruthoversolace]

[casgirl]

those 2013 rapunzel edits where they photoshopped her to be punk or whatever but instead it makes her look like ianthe

[uglygirlstatus]

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[wizardshark]

what did you pretend to be when you were a little girl

bride

witch

princess that refused to marry

knight

wizard (harry potter style)

wizard (non harry potter style)

delinquent gang member

archaeologist (indiana jones/the mummy style)

minecraft

barbie doll torturer

i was bald and drank vanilla extract

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

[jaradraws]

let me crawl inside your ribcage and 😴 snork mimimimi

[arithmonym]

this is my favorite locked tomb tweet of all time.

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[visenyaism]

you can’t make my post about this break containment you judas iscariot motherfuckers