Angela

I try to write fluffy trans fics! But mostly i'm just here for a good time. Avatar grabbed from Supergiant's Hades, you should go play all their games

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[timecowboy]

i’m late to the fire emblem party. 

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

[natalieironside]

Testosterone? But I didn't study

[crystaltoa]

Gender presentation? But I hate public speaking!

[natalieironside]

Birth assignment?? They're giving kids homework earlier and earlier smh

[larks-and-katydids]

to wombst it may concern:

they call it a uterus because it sure ain't mine

[vaspider]

uhh. penis.

[foundlingfae]

i'm sorry, you want me to do my school work in the closet now?! i'm not sure how that would help anything. there's no light in there. how can you even tell what i was trying to write?

[seraphina-aureline]

[mesothelihomo]

[mesothelihomo]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[sigma-time-lord]

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

[thefloatingstone]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

not my 791.3 not my 599.86

not my circus, not my monkeys

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Just thought of something funny hold on guys

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Look at this phonograph

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

This does continue to be a banger btw.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

it'd feel better if this would ever break containment. I cannot believe we've only got 800 notes. This deserves better.

[foundlingfae]

i'm sorry, but.

...ceci n'est pas une phonograph

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

So, technically you're right (despite the French), but I don't think the average person knows the difference between a phonograph and a gramophone, and even if they *do*, It's not like it truly matters. The basic function was the same, the gramophone just did it better. Plus "Look at this gramophone" doesn't fit the meme format and I did want the photo to be able to stand alone in case it gets separate somehow, and the gramophone is the easier of the two to recognize.

[foundlingfae]

I love that you took me seriously, but i was actually making a very silly joke myself. have you ever heard of the piece of art titled "The Treachery of Images"? it is a picture of a pipe over the words "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" ("This is not a pipe").

it is technically true, because it is not a pipe - it is a picture of a pipe.

that's not a phonograph; its a picture of a phonograph.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Just thought of something funny hold on guys

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Look at this phonograph

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

This does continue to be a banger btw.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

it'd feel better if this would ever break containment. I cannot believe we've only got 800 notes. This deserves better.

[foundlingfae]

i'm sorry, but.

...ceci n'est pas une phonograph

[maidthings]

what’s more dangerous to add to every atom of a substance, a proton, a neutron, or an electron? like what’s the relative “oh you’re fucked now” scale here

probably protons, depending on the substance.

neutrons will have a chance to turn large proportions of the item radioactive, depending on what it is. Most common isotopes of iron have a stable isotope 1 neutron up so if you did this to a nail or something it wouldn't be a huge deal. It would still now be around 5% ⁵⁵Fe (which has a half life of like 5 years and emits x-rays as it decays), so I would wanna get away, but it wouldn't kill you immediately. If you picked something something worse or just large enough you might not be able to outrun the consequences.

When it comes to electrons and protons, you have now created a coulomb explosion. Its hard to tell which of the two is worse, both would create some absurdly powerful explosion, but my gut says protons would be worse since you not only get atoms repelling each-other, but individual nuclei like ²He blowing themselves apart too. Also maybe some fallout from longer lived unstable stuff, once again depending on your choice of target

[hereticalteapot]

I suspect in either case that the coulomb explosion would be high enough energy to trigger secondary nuclear effects, but as a rough estimate: Imagine a 1kg block of iron, which contains about 10^25 atoms. Assuming you add 1 proton to every atom (ignoring any mass/volume this adds for simplicity), you now have a block of cobalt with around 1.6x10^6 coulombs of static charge.

Going by Ciftja (2011), this corresponds to roughly a potential energy of 4x10^23 J, or basically the same energy as the Chixulub meteorite impact (notable for causing the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs). Contained within a cube of roughly 5cm per side, this energy is going to dissipate with little regard for anything in its way in a manner that would likely expose a nontrivial portion of the Earth's mantle and I'd imagine liberate at least some terrestrial material to escape velocity. I think if there's a motivation for protons being worse here it's that they are more massive and therefore will deliver more of their energy relatively locally rather, whereas I can imagine some meaningfull portion of an absurd electron cloud blasting off to deep space at ultrarelativistic speed. I'm not convinced it's plausible for any nuclear effects to perceptibly change the outcome of "the greatest explosion experienced on Earth since the end of Late Heavy Bombardment".

[maidthings]

Miss @monidoll and I were talking about this and she basically got the same result, down to comparing it to the chixulub impact! i badly underestimated the sheer power of electrostatic repulsion.

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[profound-yet-trivial]

one must imagine sisyphus ballin'

[metocoymerregusto]

Wait for it

[elpalodelchurrero]

Que weno

[dollsahoy]

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

[catnip-cryptidd]

[evilkitten3]

ok fuck that got me

[sapper-in-the-wire]

it says don’t talk to me until I’ve had my barley mash with pomegranate syrup and dried dates

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

mugs Daniel Jackson would own

[hawk-feathers]

This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.

[might-be-a-potato]

[bloo-the-dragon]

@crow-with-a-pencil

[originaljediinjeans]